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the sad thing about back to the future is that, if it was released today, twitter would think the delorean's speed was a nazi dogwhistle, and then it would actually become a nazi dogwhistle. also the delorean would be a cybertruck instead

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u/beefheaux — 3 days ago
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pizza's really one of those foods where once i've had enough, any extra bite immediately becomes the most disgusting fucking mesh ever and i SPIT on italian cuisine

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u/beefheaux — 3 days ago
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there have been multiple instances of celebrities dying only a few days after my mentioning of them. my condolences to the family of hayden panettiere

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u/beefheaux — 4 days ago
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the great thing about joni mitchell is you can say "oh no that's just her alter ego where she's a black guy named Art Nouveau" and it would be a 100% true sentence

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u/beefheaux — 4 days ago
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hitler, like 9/11, has become a punchline in himself. oft have i been in a bookstore, turned to a shelf, be faced with hitler's mean mug and "MEIN KAMPF" in big gothic letters, and i'll just burst out laughing

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u/beefheaux — 11 days ago
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just saw the comment "no honor amongst thieves" in a video about a cheating guitar hero player, are we fucking serious lol your family will die of the plague

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u/beefheaux — 12 days ago