u/beernerd47

This random old guy has been leaving me increasingly unhinged voicemails for weeks and I have no idea who he thinks I am.

I have no clue who this person is, but he's been leaving me these incredibly long voicemails.

The conversations are one-sided masterpieces covering everything from the KKK to classic movies, random gatherings, and topics that immediately make you glad voicemail isn't a live conversation.

He sounds completely convinced I'm the person he meant to call.

At this point I'm emotionally invested in the storyline.

Here are a few of the voicemails.

u/beernerd47 — 4 days ago