u/blue_and_shadow

Sorry if the flair is incorrect im bad at math.

A gorilla is 200kgs. And charges at 40km/h

A 80kg human throws a spining back kick. Where the peak speed of their foot is 70km/h.

The gorilla collides with the strike at its peak.

How much impact force is that?

And i get to take care of thsi god for 3 weeks whiel thsi lovely lady Margaret is out of town

No, actually this is a puppy, small dog, still a dog

Blonde? Blue eyes? Where have I seen this before?

Can I just have a Russian guy named Aleksandr as my fursona and join you guys?