u/bluebuddha11

Image 1 — New kitty with questions!
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New kitty with questions!

Hihi! My name is Julius (Jules), & I am 7.5 weeks old. My kitty mommy 'dopted New Meowmy's sister before I was bornded because she lived outside & needed safe space to have me & brudder Calvin. Auntie & Grandpawpy brought me to New Meowmy this last weekend (Auntie keeping Calvin, Grandpawpy & Grandmeowmy keeping kitty mommy.)

I have qweshtoons!! New big brudder Gus iz nice & helps but sleeps lots. New big brudder Lazlo not thrilled about me yet (but I win himz over!) He keeps shaking head & meowing "Too oranj, too oranj, whaddever DAT means. My qweshtums:

  1. Gus says I "ill-egle smol" & can do anyting. Troo?

c. Lazlo says I "bottom of pecking order"--also troo?

vi. Lazlo also sez no brain cell?!? Wat dat mean?

j. I not sure about wet fud yet. Gus says is poison so

he should eat. Troo?

New Meowmy sez I gud boi becuz use litter box, eat dry fud, & drink water good. I no like sleep alone so sleep on BIIIG skware last night--did you know there are MONSTERS moving unner blankie?!? I did big boi brave attak & New Meowmy said "OUCH!" Guess I wasn't fast enuf & monsters bit her toes.

Gus also teaching importance of MORNING TREATS. Ebbryday get MORNING TREATS. And learned if Grandpawpy here he can be made to gib more treats if do the BIG EYES. New Meowmy asked him if he thought Churu grew on trees after Gus had TREE tubes one day!

I tink I gonna like dis house. Hope Lazlo likes me soon. Hope I talk to ebbryone here again too. New Meowmy sez I will need a pawyer on retainer as I get older (?), but Gus says no worry--I can't be sood becuz ill-egal smol. Hope dis troo!

u/bluebuddha11 — 1 day ago

OMIGODOMIGOD!!!!

Dis is NOT a drill! FAT GARY has been sited in Ioway! Dis is a pitcher I just took on meowmy's lite box! Look at his smug face! Just sittin' dere on MY steps! How DARE he! I need eberyone who is able to come to my house so we cans gets him! WE RIDE AT DAWN!!!!

Lazlo & Gus

u/bluebuddha11 — 11 days ago

I'm gettin' a min-yon!

Lazlo, Prince of Parkour here. My bestie Jonesy went OTRB in February, an since den I have no one to chasechasechase and playplayplay an runrunrun with. I try with Gus, butt he around 20 an' he say "NO! I wanna NAP!" So I do a sads.

Now meowmy tells me of auntie, who was here last week an' brought a stoopy DOGGIE in MY house! (Yes, Lazlo, but you didn't seem to mind Quimby after awhile & she was very nice to you & young & left you alone---) Give me litebox back! This iz kitty safe space gett out!

Anywayz...auntie took in trojan kitty who had 2 kitties. Momma kitty going to grandpawpy & grandmeowmies howse, auntie keeping runt, butt last kittie owner fell thru. So after lotts of asking (more like begging...) QUIET MEOWMY!, meowmy said she would take last kitty. My new min-yon is front kittie in pitchur.

BUTT. Min-yon is ORANJ. How do I train an oranj?? Iz likely to go in one ear & out other!! I needz helpz!!

u/bluebuddha11 — 1 month ago