u/blueest

Help understanding a Ruasian video

Here is a video I am watching and having trouble understanding:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1C1XPFZBjv/

0:04 зато не р ...?

0:12-0:16 собой ...?

0:17-0:20 сейчас по городу ... штраф тебе напишу?

Also, does anyone know is this song is a parody of a real song?

Thank you!

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u/blueest — 18 hours ago

Can someone please help me understand this comedian?

I recently found this video that I am trying to understand:

https://youtu.be/c07v0S6-sjc?si=rhcLP-uRuCrxsTem

I am having trouble with the following sections:

0:16 пять виждньй туалет?

0:46 если такая сумма...?

0:56 what is the joke?

1:21 может как нибудь договоримся? what is the joke?

1:44 дай сып ?? реально стою ....?

2:00 чёрный брак без конёк прокатит?

2:10 м о? реже приставать?

2:50 ничья, game is tied? correct?

Can someone please help me write the parts I am missing in russian and understand the humor?

Thank you!

u/blueest — 14 days ago