u/braineatingalien

I’m reading {Secret Baby for My Brother’s Best Friends by Hannah Ryder} (feel free to judge me, I’m judging myself at this point). I’m only on pg. 27 and already annoyed/weirded out with “he sucked my earlobes into his mouth”. Ok kinda weird, maybe a typo but whatever. Then “he sucked my nipples into his mouth” after he touched one “nub”. But, okay I’m with you still.

Then not two paragraphs later the FMC is describing how she hasn’t had a wild teenagerhood or college life but this threesome will be something she’ll describe in detail to her grandchildren. Literally: “Grandma had car sex with three men and one of them ate her out while the other two watched.” Like, what in the hell? I’m sorry, maybe I’m just old enough to be a Grandma, but who tf writes that?!? I guess this will be the second DNF in two days. I just can’t with some of these they’re awful.

Maybe we need a new tag that says “Just No Reverse Harem Writers” like the Just No MIL sub, lol.

Will be completed in 2027, for anyone who is interested. LKH announced yesterday that a two book installment will end the series, at loooong last. A Glimmer of Death comes this November and then A Ghost of Daylight will be released in April.

I have discussed LKH in this sub several times, as I have issues with her Anita Blake series but MG’s books I always loved. For context, A Kiss of Shadows, book 1, was published in 2001. The last book, book 9, came out in 2014. So she’s finally, finally going to complete this one.

I’m reading {Faking it Next Door by Sinclair Kelly} and the FMC shoots cum out of her nose during a group scene. Pretty sure I’m going to DNF this one, right at the end. Why is this necessary?