Typhoid fucking Mary
I know women lose their grey matter in pregnancy, but apparently they never gain it back!
Colleague in the office next to mine came to work red eyed, looking like death warmed over and cheerfully announced that she thinks she has Covid!!
But she needed a break from taking care of her also sick infant, so naturally she came to work.
I thought cool, I'll close my door, open a window and breathe very shallow for the next few hours, but no, of course she had to come into my office not once, not twice but three times and not only that she was huffing and puffing, spewing viruses all around, to show how annoyed she was with some situation.
I am very health anxious, but as luck would have it, I had no more masks with me. Also, since my wife has her own business, if I now bring something home it means less money, since she can't exactly go on a paid leave.
Kicker is we work with children so this is an immanent superspreader event. I really need to grow a backbone, I wish I told her to fuck off. I hate parents, the most selfish people in the universe.