My manager gave me a ping pong show
I (20F) have been working in my job since i was 16 (corporate). My manager(‘s manager) (58F) is a bit crazy. She divorced her husband a few years ago and since then has been completely off the rails. Her and I have shared some funny, pretty unhinged stories with each other, but to be honest they mostly come from her.
Anyway, fast forward to a work party we had. My manager and I were exchanging funny stories and considering the severity of some of the stories she was telling me, I figured I’d tell her about the time a ping pong ball got stuck in my pussy (I was drunk when I told her this, and it happened with my boyfriend). As I was telling her this, I could see an idea pop into her head.
SO.. there was a few people playing beer pong next to us in the garden, and without hesitation she picks up a ball from the ground. Which by the way, was in the mud, and also will have been in MULTIPLE peoples drinks. She takes my hand and pulls me into the bathroom. I was genuinely in shock, and I guess a bit afraid to resist considering shes a woman of authority … but anyway I watched her undo her body suit, fling it to the side and put this ball up her pussy and she just starts thrusting her hips around whilst i stood drunk and speechless in this 3x3m bathroom.
In the end the ball kinda just fell out and rolled across the floor and I encouraged her to just rinse the ball and go back to the party. But she was not done there…
She picked the ball up and walked out the bathroom, not bothering to wash it and just flung it across the living room at one of our colleagues head (it missed - thank god). But yeah I’m still in shock about this and our relationship has never been the same. I also hope she never sees this bc it’s too niche for her not to know its about her💀
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