"How was your funeral?"
"Everything was perfectly okay." 🤣
This is where the chat has paused for now. Should I just keep asking this guy questions, or does anyone have other ideas of what else I could do to waste his time? I'm not taking the chat to a different platform so I know that limits me.
Also: "Stronger roots, greener paths!" and I remind him that I'm very wealthy. And bat houses. I ask him about bat houses.
Sorry I accidently deleted the first one.
Time for widowed logger to meet the millionaire unicycler!
Him: pushing email and whatsapp, having to do lots of copying and pasting to answer my questions
Me: very into Philly, spirit animals and guessing games, tried to share my stripper past but got censored 🤣
"I am not that kind of man out there who are looking for people to fish out."
The end.
So now I've told him I live with my pets but have no family, then he asked about my husband and I answered about him and now he's asking again about if I live alone. 🙄
Fertile wife ✅️
"I am one with nature." ✅️
"Favorite smell?" ✅️
Positive affirmations ✅️
"I am not an angry person." ✅️
I really was in Vegas. 🌞
Good Christian ✅️
Dead wife ✅️
"Something happened on the line." ✅️
Smoke meat spaghetti ✔️✅️
Random book summary ✅️
Weird tv/dog scenario ✅️
"Are you sad about it?" ✅️
I hope my chat with Doctor David gave you some laughs!
Very important job far away that doesn't allow us to meet up ✅️
Lonely ✅️
Dead wife ✅️
Dead child ✅️
Scary ex wife ✅️
One living child ✅️
Madly in love with me ✅️
Multiple WhatsApp requests ✅️
I wasted this guy's time for over a month. I finally just got tired of him and got in the final word before he immediately blocked me and changed his name, but he provided me with many laughs before he disappeared.
"If you listen to my breaths closely, you will hear the words 'I love you' coming out with every single one. I am literally living with you and only you. I love you."
Very important job far away that doesn't allow us to meet up ✅️
Lonely ✅️
Dead wife ✅️
Dead child ✅️
Scary ex wife ✅️
One living child ✅️
Madly in love with me ✅️
Multiple WhatsApp requests ✅️
I wasted this guy's time for over a month. I finally just got tired of him and got in the final word before he immediately blocked me and changed his name, but he provided me with many laughs before he disappeared.
"If you listen to my breaths closely, you will hear the words 'I love you' coming out with every single one. I am literally living with you and only you. I love you."
Very important job far away that doesn't allow us to meet up ✅️
Lonely ✅️
Dead wife ✅️
Dead child ✅️
Scary ex wife ✅️
One living child ✅️
Madly in love with me ✅️
Multiple WhatsApp requests ✅️
I wasted this guy's time for over a month. I finally just got tired of him and got in the final word before he immediately blocked me and changed his name, but he provided me with many laughs before he disappeared.
"If you listen to my breaths closely, you will hear the words 'I love you' coming out with every single one. I am literally living with you and only you. I love you."
Very important job far away that doesn't allow us to meet up ✅️
Lonely ✅️
Dead wife ✅️
Dead child ✅️
Scary ex wife ✅️
One living child ✅️
Madly in love with me ✅️
Multiple WhatsApp requests ✅️
I wasted this guy's time for over a month. I finally just got tired of him and got in the final word before he immediately blocked me and changed his name, but he provided me with many laughs before he disappeared.
"If you listen to my breaths closely, you will hear the words 'I love you' coming out with every single one. I am literally living with you and only you. I love you."
And he gets huffy when I tell him that I'm worried he might not be the real Jared Leto and he's trying to trick me.