u/callmedelete

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Before you ask, yes SJM is my lord and savior.

Uj/I know it’s not Saturday but I saw an opportunity and seized it

u/callmedelete — 7 hours ago

Are you a watcher or a participator?

I saw someone comment about how they love a certain book because they love imaging themselves being with the MMC. I didn’t even know that was an option? I always just watch the stories in my head. Is this a thing???

Like are YOU being squelched by two tentacles at once or are you watching the squelching from a safe distance?? Are YOU giving a werewolf a rim job or are you observing the rim job like a nature documentary?

Are you being double-dicked by two bird shifter men with great hair or are you just witnessing the bird shifter porn?Are YOU in the mating pit with the orc or are you taking notes from the sidelines?

When the kraken shows up are you the one restrained and plucked? Are YOU mating with the alien and his barbed dick or are you just curious how that works for other people??

I’ve been watching this whole time and now I’m wondering if I was supposed to be participating?????

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u/callmedelete — 5 days ago

I don’t want enomies to lovers. I want enimies that stay enemees.

I don’t want enemes to be come lovers. I want enomes to stay inemes. I get that it’s romanceassy and there’s supposed to be romance. But what about constant hate fuckin? I want hate sex and them to keep hating.

I don’t want yarning. I don’t want hand touches. I don’t want the FMC to think “omg why do I lik him I actually hate him”. I don’t want the MMC to realze he was wrong about her.

I want angery and staying angrey. I want the only reason why they don’t kill eachother is because of that good ol’ wet hole and liter bottle size pen.

I want the ending to be one dies (but not by their own hand) and the other is only sad because now they won’t cum so hard :(. Now that’s tragedeigh.

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u/callmedelete — 26 days ago