u/capnlatenight

Sometimes I toast the bun directly in the grease while my burger rests. I need to start taking better care of myself if I want to eat like that.

I do as often as possible. "I'm gonna pootis over there." "I need to pootis down for a sec."

Not with a goofy inflection, just combining the two words because it makes me happy.

Maybe someday a player will overhear it and ask "Did you just say pootis?"

Anyone else do this?

I shave daily and just thought about this. It doesn't technically need water, just the disposable blade, canned shaving cream, and a clean handkerchief. Save that water for things that matter more.

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I get hurt often while shaving, and having any type of open would is a liability, so I certainly wouldn't do it **every** day.

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It would boost my own moral to see myself well-kempt every time I notice my reflection on glass or water.

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It makes someone look a *slightly* bit more trustworthy/friendly if they're groomed in a ZA but that might br my opinion.

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Guys deticated to long beards: Would you chop yours shorter or completely off?

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We all know to keep our hair short enough to prevent grabbing but long enough to protect from sun/getting cold.