Graggle and Sairgee went to Home Depot this morning. They brought bread with them. They used the power tools in the store to cut up the bread. They made a pile of cut up bread on the floor and danced around the pile in the Home Depot store. Then they went to Squidward’s house. They put scoops of

vanilla ice cream in a bowl. Then they added beef gravy and chives. Then they ate their savory ice cream. Then they put jelly on the lens of two pairs of glasses. They put on the glasses. They did this to make the world rose-colored. They walked around town with their glasses to view the rode-colored world. Then they found the Quest Giver for a quest. They were given a quest. Graggle and Sairgee walked around town until they came across a police car, with the officer near by. Graggle and Sairgee walked up to the police car, and put a crisp red apple on the hood. They told the police officer that this is an offering. Graggle and Sairgee walked backwards into the shadows. The police officer started shooting their gun towards Graggle and Sairgee. Graggle and Sairgee ran away from the scene. Fortunately they are unhurt. They find the Quest Giver. They are given a bright purple slap bracelet that barely slaps anymore and a half-full bottle of bubble solution. They return to the park where they live. They place the purple slap bracelet on the pavement and pour on the bubble solution. Then they just stare at that.

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u/cats64sonic — 30 days ago

It’s A Sick Thing

Eh-eh-eh (Hey, watch out!) (It's charging)

Elementary makes me happy

Our presenting all the evidence of your heart

Oooooh! (Aw, Jesus)

What's wrong with you?

Not in place to let you go

I guess you'd want to say I believe it anyway

You've gotta head start, now go enjoy it

May God forgive you, ABC, twenty-three

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u/cats64sonic — 30 days ago

Mascot

(Hah-) Little trouble

(Hah-) Lot to learn

(Haha) Little mascot

(Haha-) Tumbling down the hill (H-)

Oh woe, is he well-adjusted

But not properly paired to doom (Haha)

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u/cats64sonic — 1 month ago

Graggle and Sairgee went to the store this morning and bought a lot of maple syrup. Then they went to Squidward’s house. They filled Squidward’s bathtub with maple syrup. Then they bathed in it. Now they are all sticky. Then they both poured themselves glasses of clam juice. Then they dipped graham

crackers in the clam juice and ate them. Then when they ate all there graham crackers, they drank the rest of the clam juice. Then they put whipped cream on their shoelaces. Then they went to the Quest Giver. They were given a quest. They went to town square and found a street performer. They laid down a velvet pillow and put a single baby carrot on it, right in front of the street performer, who was confused by this action. They were given a glowing green glowstick from a 2012 concert and a surprisingly detailed map of a fictional island. This glow stick was supposedly frozen in time, because it’s from 2012 yet still glowing. And they looked at this detailed map, for this fictional island, it’s called Sohland.

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u/cats64sonic — 1 month ago

The Black Hole

1, 2, 3, 4

Feel the pull of gravity

As light gets stripped away

All the endless colors

All turn a shade of grey

I know there's something out there

Something we ain't seen

Something undiscovered

A nightmare or a dream

But soon we'll know

Lock controls

And set a course into...

The Black Hole

We show an earlier distress code

Of a mission still missing

It goes far beyond the reaches

Of this world, to the unknown

Catapult our universe

Uncharted outer space

Here we are the aliens

An unknown threatening race

I know there's something out there

Someplace we ain't been

Collision course with destiny

Or the end of everything

But soon we'll know

Lock controls

And set a course into...

The Black Hole

We show an earlier distress code

Of a mission still missing

It goes far beyond the reaches

Of this world, to the unknown

We show an earlier distress code

Of a mission still missing

It goes far beyond the reaches

Of this world

To the unknown

Through the Black Hole

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u/cats64sonic — 1 month ago

Graggle and Sairgee put a raw turkey in a washing machine at the laundromat this morning. They watched it spin round and round. Then they went to Squidward’s house. They made these wraps, they put in canned tuna, cotton candy, and lettuce. They ate that. Then they blew up balloons and filled

Squidward’s refrigerator with balloons. Then Graggle and Sairgee went to the Quest Giver. They were given a quest. They put on top hats and walked to the cafe. They ordered a cup of coffee for $1.50. They gave the barista 150 1943 steel pennies. The barista was confused and amazed. They returned to the Quest Giver. They were given a slightly squished, fully functional rubber duck that plays a faint, low-pitched squeak. Graggle and Sairgee returned to the park where they live, put the duck on the pavement, and admired it.

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u/cats64sonic — 2 months ago