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Ayla from Chrono Trigger is bi!

henlo frens, dis Catfish da Derp here. u mebbie saw my post lawng time ago dat i iz scarred of churus. i hab grate newz! churus is DELISHIS. i jus scarred of scawwy meat tube. now mine meowmy puts da churus on a plaet an i GOOBBLES dem all up!!!!

i need pawyer to soo meat tubes. i cud haf been eatin churus SAEFLY in a DISH diswhole taim!!!

pikshur: me wif my owl, we iz nappins

Hello all. This is pawther to Maleficent the Magnificent. I converted a coffee grinder to a catnip grinder. The freshly ground nip is a lot more potent, and Maleficent has traveled the cosmos with the power of the nip. Her sentience has increased, and the House of Maleficent has made aggressive moves to take control of the nip supply.

I need a defense pawyer ASAP. She’s become the Meowsan al-Outrage of the Furmen, whose eyes glow yellow in pictures from natural exposure to nip.

Pls help.