BREAKING: Adam Friedland, the New York-based comedian, has promised to stop forcing Filipino sex slaves to swallow his semen as a sign of solidarity with the Palestinian people.
We are the most persecuted, innocent and pure nation to have ever been created. We have been wronged though out our entire existence and have never raised a hand in anger. We are a martyred nation, and God's chosen people. We are the ":3" of humanity, etc.