u/cheesemaster66

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fill the times square new years ball with hornets so when it opens everyone runs for their lives

u/cheesemaster66 — 13 days ago

▲ 146 r/CrazyIdeas

sex toy library

u/cheesemaster66 — 25 days ago

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speedrunning egg incubation

the goal is starting at the moment the egg leaves the cloaca you're trying to get the egg to hatch as quickly as possible.

now it would be cool because like the chicken category will be like the super Mario 64 of egg incubation speedruns. Super well studied, huge community around it, very airtight records. But now imagine say the Sparrow category. Much trickier and open for a new record. Now this is a great idea and I hope you all like it.

u/cheesemaster66 — 25 days ago

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what if we made a penis so beautiful that it would turn anyone gay who looked at it. and then we launched into low earth orbit so everyone on earth could see it. overpopulation solved

u/cheesemaster66 — 25 days ago

▲ 49 r/CrazyIdeas

when you get married, you and your partner have to paint your genitals the exact same color

that way if the color ever changes, you know they cheated on you

u/cheesemaster66 — 2 months ago

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a fitness gear company doing a giveaway by airdropping dumbbells on a city

I don't even know anymore fuck my life

u/cheesemaster66 — 3 months ago

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the us govt should release a limited special edition $1 bill thet costs $500 .. so even though they only put 1 dollar legal tender into the economy they introduced 500 dollars of value into the economy...creating money out of nothing. inflation owned

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago

▲ 313 r/CrazyIdeas

pants that look like you're wearing a fanny pack but in reality if you unzip the "fanny pack" it reveals your genitals to the world

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago

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you could convince your mom that the rapture happened by throwing a bunch of your clothes and a flashbang into her room

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago

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let's staple chris pratt to a juvenile palm tree and "let it grow" as they say

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago

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hunger games type murder competition held inside an IKEA

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago

▲ 289 r/CrazyIdeas

Let Claude run the state of South Dakota

You probably forgot South Dakota existed. no one cares about it. Let Claude run it let's see what happens

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago

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Gas those pandas up on poppers and Viagra so they'll make more babies

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago

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Tape 100 men to the ceiling, the only way they get fed is you have passersby pay $20 to lob a water balloon filled with Soylent at their mouths.

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago

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Walk around the train station with a sign that says "It costs $5 to talk to me"

u/cheesemaster66 — 4 months ago