

A modest proposal for democratic anarchism
What is democratic anarchism? Democratic anarchism uses the materialist teachings of Momala Harris and extrapolates the fact that in order to organize anarchy, we must work with the largest leftist org; the democratic party. All the great anarchists of before have lacked one crucial thing: the ability to appeal to independents and center right republicans. We plan to remedy this.
Through centrism and means tested neoliberal policy, we can work together to compromise with all sides of the political spectrum to get the votes needed to abolish the state and fend off the tnkes through maintaining a strong border and increased funding to border control. By spreading anarchism in the marketplace of ideas we can convince all dirty statists of anarchism with nonviolent structured debate. We can fight the state by sending a message with our inflatable chicken costumes and dildo races. No kings protests? How about "no leaders" protests. We will fight for anarchism with the support of our local heros (police officers and reformed ICE agents) and get permits for our valiant fights against the state.
Policy: 1% supertax on the Epstein-Diddy class Public execution of Bernie Sanders and Elon Musk (both extremes are equally bad) Ban on violent protest (we must follow in the footsteps of MLK) Nancy Pelosi statues in every neighborhood Moderate transgender policy 25% income tax on the lowest tax bracket (compromise with moderates)
Workers of the world, vote!