u/chnl-daz

people dont like high effort plotlines or somewhat high effort lyricposts. But really? 700 upvotes on a made in 2 minutes subsitute teacher rule 7 shitpost?

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The society of crankposters has decided Calvin and Hobbes land in Russia. And whos more of a Russian then Susie (or Syusur) the Russian spy? Feel free to translate.

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After mugging a mountie in Quebec, the mildly grumpy mob of Canadians chase our dynamic duo. Hoping to escape, they blindly board a plane to a place only people that crankpost know.

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And now, the most shittiest of shitposts!

Used a magnifier to rid of the dogs.

A look on this subreddit.

People don’t like the innocence of Calvin having writers block (see last post). So, heres fat fetish! Is this a Rule 7 violation?

I recently learned this was a teapot, that has a massive dent. I used to think it was a weird seahorse. But anyways, here ya go.

I know I made my last post 2 hours ago, but I have ideas. Geez. I'm also a fast editor that needs to get rid of files fast.

I’m more of a “Calvin uses his imagination” guy now, but when I first read Calvin & Hobbes, I thought Hobbes came to life when no one except Calvin was looking, like Toy Story if Andy could see his toys come to life.

I did a DIEMARCHIVE parody, so why not a Flork one.

The third panel says: “The american Calvin has found out, initate self destruct”