u/cicada_noises
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And when you go to the hospital for food poisoning from American produce and meat, there’s fiberglass in the IVs 😀
u/cicada_noises — 2 months ago
▲ 410 r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Eventually food recalls will simply stop happening
Why would the government waste our taxpayer dollars on government services like food inspection or cancer research after they realized they could simply just give all of it to members of the wealthy Republican crime syndicate instead and no one would stop them? Loot and pillage baby! The peasants will die and that is very fun too.
u/cicada_noises — 2 months ago
Things are going well!
Perhaps “woke” was the only thing holding the US armed forces together? Or maybe firing all military leadership and instead pumping service members full of extra testosterone for MAXIMUM LETHALITY was detrimental to basic logistics? How can Iran damage a US military base if Iran has been destroyed (as the president and sec of defense have insisted over 40 times)?
u/cicada_noises — 2 months ago
▲ 7 r/DogBreeding
Breeder not giving any logistics for puppy pick up
TLDR: when should I start pushing for a refund?
We found a breeder for a specific breed that we’ve always wanted, the breeder was highly rated and seems established in the breed field. She lives in a neighboring state. We had a phone call early on when the puppies were just born and I sent a deposit. All seemed legit and she was communicative until I gave the deposit. Since then, I haven’t had any communication from her about when we can pick the puppy up (which involves planning on our part since we need to travel) or even which puppy in the litter we are supposed to be getting. She gave a rough timeline initially and we’re at the late end of that.
Should I demand my money back? She keeps flaking on scheduled phone calls and won’t answer any direct logistics questions. She’s been very active in breed communities on social media in the interim however.
u/cicada_noises — 2 months ago
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Republican kryptonite: “Who was president in 2020?”
It is very weird. If trump is the bestest president ever and their hopeful king for life, why try to deny that his first term even existed?
u/cicada_noises — 2 months ago
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Florida and Ohio republicans are doing this successfully too. “Look at what a mess this place is! Can you believe democrats did all that?”
u/cicada_noises — 2 months ago
▲ 334 r/WhitePeopleTwitter
$500 to the reporter who asks her what “woke” means
Republicans are surprisingly shy about explaining what the fk “woke” or “woke radicals” means. On the rare occasions I’ve personally gotten one to define it, it’s literally just “woke = basic human rights for groups of people I hate and want to eradicate from society”. Now we have parasites in all our food because republicans are bloodthirsty psychopaths. MAGA!
u/cicada_noises — 2 months ago
we're doing so good, bro. USA USA USA
Hell yeah. And when they murdered hundreds of random people in the Caribbean, went into Venezuela and kidnapped their president and stole all their oil money n put it in personal offshore accounts. Especially love how Republicans are doing all this while actively hiding their child trafficking and sex crimes, man. I got fuckin Lee Greenwood on repeat.
u/cicada_noises — 2 months ago
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What consequences will there be for Republicans over this? None.
The Republican administration can do anything it wants. They’re not gonna give that money out even when they’re legally compelled to do. Who will stop them? Every day, the country sinks further into lawless chaos from a rogue, popular political party.
u/cicada_noises — 3 months ago
▲ 4.8k r/WhitePeopleTwitter
(It’s a death cult)
Republicans do “fuck you, I want you to die” things and have “fuck you, I want you to die” policies because republicans hate you and want you to die, it’s not that complicated. Unfortunately for the world, this mindset is extremely popular in the United States.
u/cicada_noises — 3 months ago
Checking in on how things are going in the U S of A
u/cicada_noises — 3 months ago
▲ 331 r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Wish we had something like a government center that controlled and monitored the spread of diseases
Sounds like dumb woke nonsense lol
u/cicada_noises — 3 months ago
▲ 400 r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Republicans telling you that since most Americans don’t want them in power, they’re just not gonna let you vote anymore
Fascist fucks
u/cicada_noises — 4 months ago