In order to avoid any trauma stopping them from doing their work efficiently, they are unable to process something like killing a person as a regular human would. So they just kind of are like:
"What a beautiful day!"
*Hits a pedestrian*
"Wuh– Alright that person went flying, guess I gotta stay here to answer questions now."
They gotta gatekeep this team 🙏
Her name is Evelyn and she buys out all the maple syrup at Walmart
(For some reason this got negative attention in another subreddit so I'm hoping for some more positive feedback here)
I stopped at a red light. And turned right. And I get pulled over by some kid.
Not even 5 minutes after joining.
Last time I checked it's legal in most of the US to turn right at a red light, and clearly is legal in ERLC considering you don't get that white flash on your screen when doing so.
Go my Wikipedia article!
Cop car took the turn too wide and then claimed I almost hit him 💔
Luckily my Absolutely-Horrendous-Garbage-Tesla-Cybertruck-Quality-Canadian-Internet (AHGTCQCI) cut out and saved him from my PPSH 🇨🇦
Someone definitely reported me but I find the idea of discord just silencing me on their own for saying this much more funny