u/coinathan

I want to preface that I am reading Jurassic Park for the first time because of stream. Now I implore those that have read the book to entertain my hypothesis.

Who is the main antagonist of this story?? Dinosaurs, obviously. However, equally important to the events of the book is a character by the name Dennis Nedry. Now take a moment to think about who Dennis Nedry is as a character. Who is he?? A fat computer nerd whose greed leads to the break down of all safety measures on the Jurassic Park island?? A rude keyboard jockey with chocolate covered fingers and the ability to make everyone loathe working with him??

Now, Image chat reading, in detail, about this character for the first time. Image all the connections that chat will make between the Dennis in the story and Dennis the streamer. He can handle the negativity surrounding the jacket, but, opening the opportunity to be called a fat greedy computer nerd?? That is the step too far.

He must have seen the movie Jurassic park. He must have sensed the impending reaction from chat. So what’s more rational interpretation?? “He’s just a busy guy,” or is it a conspiracy to save face?? What’s more convenient for the Wubby Mogul Empire?? Read a book and suffer potential financial ruin, or, never read a book again??

I’m just a guy asking questions. I’m thinking I have my answer.

I’m starting to feel like Saturn cube guy is making sense to me.

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I’m an X-ray tech I see these from time to time. Mostly old dudes having ED.