r/PaymoneyWubby

You know what i hate about the job? It isnt the stops or package count, its the fact that my biggest pet peeve is smelling good, fresh laundry, showered, cologne on, and then I get to work and within 2 minutes of sitting in the van I smell like somebody's unwashed week old gooch. Yeah the people piss me off, no hygiene and zero consideration for the fact that they wont be the only one in that seat, nasty motherfuckers man, all of em. (Edit since people are defending this nonsense, you shower and wear clean underwear each day i should not be able to smell your fucking ass in the morning, even with dirty pants, if you wore clean underwear and showered the last time you wore them they should absolutely not smell like diabetic 600lb week old sweaty gooch. Its obvious that you arent hygienic in the slightest, how do women manage to not project stinkage hmm? Because they take care of themselves you numbskulls)

(Regarding his stories from last night)

Krillion #84 🦐
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I play this daily with my son (and couch hubs, today) and was going to list Kevin Meaney (RIP) but then went with my longtime fave. If you have never seen Jimmy’s comedy, I recommend looking up his comedy if you want an older generation of comedy that solidly fits with Wubby’s humor.

Which comedian did you try today?

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im excited to watch wubby play through MGR:R its full of corny and funny moments and still sad to this day it will never get a sequel. but i hope wubby makes it to the final boss and all its stupid glory lol

(edit) felt like close up was needed. wubby lowkey reaching ghostface level of jawdrop

This might be dumb and it wouldn’t be tonight, but if Wubby ever wanted to learn a whole lot about modern boob jobs I could hook him up with an interesting ass interview. Now hear me out chat I’m not crazy - my mother is an outpatient nurse in the plastic surgery department at the Mayo Clinic who works directly under one of the breast specialty plastic surgeons.

Her job is a combo of meeting a patient pre-op with the surgeon, managing the backend of ordering all the necessary equipment and the OR for the surgery, and managing the post-op care minus the immediate post-op so follow-up appointments and answering patient questions about how their recovery is going. It’s mostly breast reconstruction after having cancer, but there’s definitely still plenty of the cosmetic aspect even with those patients.

I come from a very medical background kind of family, and there’s some CRAZY interesting shit that goes into breast augmentation. One of the craziest things I’ve heard from my mom is about a type of breast cancer that’s called fungal breast cancer because the cancer grows in a way that looks like a nasty fungus!! But it’s not actually fungal! Maybe I’m a nerd, but I think it’s super cool. She’s also worked with every surgeon in the department, so there’s loads of crazy stuff I’ve heard about work. She’s brought home a plastic recreation of a patient’s skull with a literal hole through the bone! It was so cool to see.

Of course it’d be just my mom with her experience as a nurse and like in no way connected to Mayo Clinic because Mother Mayo will absolutely Have Your Ass if you do anything that in any way might implicate them or push your personal thoughts and opinions onto Mayo as an institution. Also goes without saying, but absolutely no breaking of HIPPA. She wouldn’t be able to disclose who she’s seen at work.

Another silly thing - implant companies will provide samples of their implants to plastic surgery clinics, and those silicone ones make AMAZING ice packs for headaches!! If you wanted to see, I’d absolutely be going to her house to have her do the interview, and we could pull one out of the freezer and show you real silicone implants and she can do the fun show and tell about how you pick a size/implant type.

Bonus - my mom is a first gen Mexican immigrant with a very fun accent!