u/NEPAmama

Sounds like Gimmick* loves taquitos in burritos and did not appreciate Wubby’s view

*I’ve been told that is Lemon and not Gimmick — sorry for confusing anyone with my own confusion

Not exactly cop slop, but the documentary is disturbing, so I thought Wubby and the Cubs might want to see it.

Now I’ve got The Kill by Thirty Seconds to Mars in my head but don’t want to give him whatever tiny royalties would be generated by listening to it.

I will never, ever search our son’s room (or his trash)

We've had this discussion before but now I'm just absolutely gobsmacked.

My boyfriend (38) has maintained that as a man, you can't shake or wipe away all the pee after using the bathroom and so it's inevitable that some will end up on your boxers. I argued that you surely must be able to avoid that if you wait a few seconds and dab with some toilet paper. It grosses me out and I think he's just being lazy but what do I know?

This isn't the end of it however; he was at work the other day and had been to the toilet when his female coworker pointed out to him he had a pee stain on his crotch! This CANNOT be normal, right? I told him that is so unbelievably insane to me!

Am I being totally ignorant to the struggles of having a penis and the situation is actually akin to letting a woman know if she's leaked on her period? He's been my only boyfriend and I don't have any other men I'm brave enough to ask, so here I am. Am I overreacting?

(I don't know if this is actually NSFW but I've put it there because I said the word, 'penis'...)