u/contagiouschemical11

if our store stresses you out because there are so many people… why on freaking earth does each of your sperm gremlins have freaking a kid cart? and why are you also pushing a grown up cart right along with them? you’re literally the one causing a traffic jam, not me with my one itty bitty box pressed up against the freakin shelf. but yes! no problem sir i am so so SO terribly sorry i was right in front of something you wanted. ffs. standing there staring at me also isn’t going to get me to move you dumb loaf. like speak up? say excuse me? i can’t read your mind broski.