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I love the joyousness of his “yay break!”

Every episode Johnny does selfless things for his friends but they betray him! And every episode ends with him saying “Why?” and shooting himself.

…an after credits scene where we suddenly see Mark lunge at Jeremy and try to smother him to death with a pillow:

Jeremy (muffled): oh look at this! You’re putting the pillow over my face! You’re really trying to kill me!

End scene.

Motherfucker magically has his red car that was stolen reappear and what does he do? Wonders if his papers are still there….

What’s next, he’ll be hoping it has the same VIN number too I suppose?

The Sopranos is really about how ungrateful ordinary flag waving civilians are to LCN even though they help them in so many ways.

That fuckin pizza face principal too, Paulie gifts him a beautiful piece of luggage and he still can’t his ungrateful mother to just be nice. How much more betrayal could Paulie take ?

What are some other example of ingrata everyday schmucks in the show?

Is Mike a Leprachaun/Underpants Gnome mix of unusually large size? 🤔

Would explain…well not at lot but something. Maybe this is why his girlfriend has to help him undress.

…what do you think the chances are Mark somehow impregnated April in one of the toilets?

Would hilarious for Mark to have yet another kid he never sees. I reckon too even though it’s his kid that kid would still mysteriously always be musing about the Byzantine church and have a head of grey hair…

He got what he wanted! One of the better season 9 moments.