Bumpy love
When I was dating my now husband, I lived down a long narrow road with oddly spaced speed bumps that were hard to see in the morning and afternoon when tall skinny trees along both sides would cast parallel shadows across the road
I'd slow down for bumps that weren't there just to slam into the ones that were, and bc I kept getting it wrong, I was having trouble learning where they were
One day I was in my bf's garage where a can of neon orange spray paint gave me the idea to mark the bumps, but he said there wasn't a lot left so I figured I'd go buy some when I could get around to it
Few days later, I'm leaving for work and all the speed bumps are bright orange up until the last one, which read "JACK LOVES JILL" (but with our names)
The paint eventually faded away, but I had learned where the bumps were by then
(Our love has yet to fade away, despite the occasional bump here and there)