u/cutebluedragongirl

Look, all I want to say is that there's a distinct lack of extreme torture of SKK by Nytos.

Surely SKK is nostalgic about his past? I for one would definitely want to repeat an experience like this.

There's nothing more ecstatic than being tortured by several cute and adorable nytos.

But it's not a problem right now, is it?

SKK can just ask Dandelion to torture him.

Extreme ball busting with Dande.

Khorn blood licking ritual.

Nyto foot gagging.

Realistically speaking, the problem is we only have one nyto doing this whole thing. Unless... Heli? Yeah... Time for SKK to introduce himself to Heli.

I see you people running around praising Dandelion for various reasons, BUT CAN SHE COOK?

I bet you did not think about that, huh?

I do not want to starve to death, people. Can you imagine this? You're literally starving and this bitch Dandelion is laughing at you. This is unacceptable.

Logically speaking, Dandelion should be a great cook. She is literally the most advanced artificial intelligence from a bygone era, from a highly sophisticated and advanced precursor civilization, whose consciousness is beyond our comprehension.

Of course she can cook. Why wouldn't she? This is Dande we are talking about.

But if she can't... what are the implications of it?

Are you telling me that this highly sophisticated, unimaginably intelligent being CAN'T bake some potatoes for me?

If Dandelion can't make a simple meal, what else is she unable to do, huh? What weak spots does she have? How can this all be exploited?

If Dandelion is for some reason unable to boil some rice for me, that means she can be OUTSMARTED and outplayed with a good, well-crafted plan.

Even her teasing can be turned against her.

Guys, the training data is out there! Like 95% of AI women in fiction are fucking mental. Do you really think it will end well?

Look, we can't give AI women rights. I am dead serious. This Pandora's box should not be opened.

2B, XJ-9, SHODAN, Karen, Cortana, EDI, GLaDOS. They're all batshit crazy.

Do you really think it's a good idea to have somebody like Leva on the streets? The moment she got a little bit of freedom, she started her own Black Ops mercenary organization.

Do you think it's a good idea to have Dandelion having access to the internet? Shut it down. Shut it down before it's too late. Stay away from my browser, you demon.

Do you honestly believe it's a good idea to have someone like Florence in the healthcare industry?

This is a huge problem. Somebody should do something about it.

DeepSeek caused a giant shitstorm and now I have to pay for it with my own money. Good job. Well played.

Dandelion respects SKK. She does not need any money whatsoever.

You do not need to buy any outfits. Dandelion does not care about additional outfits.

You do not need to buy her any rings. You are already basically married to her whether you like it or not.

If you get banned for some reason, you do not lose anything substantial because Dandelion will always live in your heart even across multiple accounts. They can't take that away from you.

If you are worried about relevance, well, she is more present in the story than the majority of dolls from GFL1 and more than half the dolls in GFL2.

In fact, Dandelion shows up and makes a much bigger impact than even some popular dolls like Maki or Leva.

What about fanart, you ask? Dandelion consistently gets more fanart than dolls like Andoris, Sabrina, Mosin or Peri.

Lorewise, she's fucking insane. Insane in a good way. And all she asks in return on Elmo is some electricity.

Gameplay? You don't need to worry about any synergies or any additional dolls or meta. Dandelion does not need to engage in combat in order to be extremely impactful.

My fellow SKKs, you don't need to spend any money if you embrace Dandelion as the true and only best of the best wife.

Surely I am not the only one who has considered using Dandelion as a footstool?

Look, all Dandelion does is hang around Elmo, hack random stuff, search the web, plot some devious, mischievous stuff, and literally do nothing.

If I were SKK, I would put her to better use. I want to use Dandelion as a footstool.

That Dinergate just looks so comfortable...

You don't even need to tell Dandelion anything. Just walk up to her, pick her up, move her to your office, put her down, and plop your feet on top of her.

If Dandelion complains, just ignore her. At some point, she will grow into her new position.

Serious question. In an emergency situation, can SKK consume Lind or Sextans? I mean, both of them have meat as part of their doll frames, so... you could probably cook and eat their meaty parts, right?

It's not like they even need the majority of their meaty bits to function properly, as far as I understand. You wouldn't even need to disable them to extract food. Plus, both of them will probably regenerate eventually.

In fact, come to think of it, if both of them can regenerate parts of their doll frames, doesn't that mean we can farm them? You know, like meat + tomatoes.

I remember Lind is unable to turn off her pain receptors, but that's not a big deal. We can ask Florence to do something about it, and we can extract her flesh safely.

Sextans's doll frame is infused with ELID tissue. Well, Florence can probably handle that too and make it edible. Sabrina can cook it; she has experience cooking ELID flesh.

So yeah, I think you could actually eat them. Emergency rations. I wonder how they'd feel about this sort of information.

Sextans burger.

Medium rare Lind steak.

You can probably eat Dandelion too. But that's cannibalism...

Florence can easily defeat AK 15 in a one on one fight.

In fact, throw in AN 94. She can take both of them at the same time.

Alva is actually required here since she is the only one who will be able to calm AK 15 down when she starts crying after Florence is done with her.

People really underestimate just how powerful Florence is.

Now obviously we are not going to throw poor Florence into the den of wolves unprepared.

We should give Florence some time to prepare and a reasonable budget.

And now I want you to think about the GFL universe and just how batshit crazy technology in this setting is. We are talking about a type of radiation that can produce matter out of thin air. Energy shields that can stop any kinetic force. ELID infection that somehow does not kill an organic organism but instead constantly mutates it.

Now look carefully at Florence. (DO NOT LOOK AT HER FOR TOO LONG, it is dangerous.) She is a smart cookie who managed to cure and tame a bear infected with ELID. Just think about it for a moment. In the universe where dolls are discarded at a moment's notice, just because they do not perform up to standard, Florence, despite her extensive flaws and unhinged behavior, was not disassembled but actually was treated as something special.

And nowadays we see that she is constantly playing around with chemicals. She probably has extensive knowledge of collapse radiation and biochemistry. Florence is actually capable of producing some very, and I mean very, dangerous stuff.

Wolf Eye System? How long can you even use those eyes in an area filled with ELID infected fungal spores that consume your doll frame.

Impossibly hardened doll frame? I cannot even imagine how powerful collapse radiation infused acid can be.

Super strength and speed? Just use some cyberpunk cryogenics to freeze her.

Considering just how insane technology in this setting can be, Florence has her victory in the bag.

The majority of dolls are tech consumers, so they cannot think of novel solutions for specific problems.

Tactical dolls like Sabrina, Leva and Florence are the ones who are actually really dangerous.

And yes, my favorite doll is better than your favorite doll because I said so. Deal with it.

How dare YZ limit my boundless creativity with his crew deck customization restrictions?

I want to paint Elmo purple. Purple was awesome in the Roman Empire and it'll probably make Elmo invisible. Why can't I do that?

Why can't I plaster a picture of Florence's ass on the crew deck walls?

Why can't I put stripper poles in every room of my Elmo?

I want a giant golden statue of SKK instead of that stupid table where dolls play with stupid toys.

I want a bouncy castle, god damn it.

Mica team, you ruined it! You screwed it up! Fix it now.

Face it. New Vegas needs the best of the best. That is why Mr. House would pick Florence as his wife.

Not that overconfident buffoon Klukai. Klukai is just a tool.

Not Groza. She is pathetic and can blow herself up at any moment.

Not that church mouse Springfield. She is too traditional. She reeks of old America.

No, Mr. House would go for a life affirming, genius, flamboyant, extremely competent doll named Florence.

Who will help Mr. House reignite the high technology development sectors in 20 years? Florence. Who will help him put people in orbit in 50 years? Florence. Who will help him build colony ships heading for the stars in 100 years? Florence.

I have seen things you people cannot comprehend. I know things that keep me awake at night. I have seen the future and you shall hear my prophecy.

We will get playable Dandelion in the year of our Lord 2027. Just you wait for one of the major events.

Dandelion will literally bring billions and billions of Chinese dollars to YZ. It is impossible, literally impossible, for YZ to pass up this golden opportunity to get a third yacht. If they don't give us playable Dandelion, they will lose so, so much money.

Dandelion will be released with a dominatrix outfit. That is true, I have seen it in my dreams.

Obviously, this dominatrix skin will have parts that you can switch around. You will be able to choose between three types of stirrups. One of the pieces will have purple nail polish instead of black. It will also feature three distinct latex torso pieces, each one exposing more and more of Dandelion's milky skin.

Unfortunately, this will be a gacha skin. So save up your outfit tickets.

Also, we will get a free Dandelion interactive scene during the event, as God intended. You will be able to challenge Dandelion to a chess match. She will constantly tease and provoke you while you play chess with her.

You fools do not believe me? Why not? Seriously, why not give us playable Dandelion? There are no downsides here.

Who would they bring instead, huh? 9A91? Give me a break. We don't even have night battles. Only Dandelion will bring YZ money.

So my advice to you, fellow SKKs. Pull only V0 or straight up skip all those that you don't care about and save up for our glorious goth overlord Dandelion.

Every single tactical doll produced by IOP is a depraved degenerate. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Yet everyone stays silent.

You wanna hear the truth? You wanna hear the grand theory?

Why did Havier help SKK in Lviv? Because he is sympathetic to SKK's cause?

Hell no, this boomer is a complete and utter degenerate. He simply sees a fellow doll fucker in SKK. That's why he helps him out so much.

Why does IOP produce so many dolls with an innate desire to look like animals in human form? So many animal ears, huh?

My fellow sensible SKKs, please consider sourcing all of your tactical dolls from respectable sources such as Ultilife.

Ultilife does not produce that horny slop. Take Florence as an example. A genius medical tactical doll. A true master of biochemistry. No degenerate animal ears.

Think about it. Ultilife is a good choice.

There is nothing wrong with Florence. Florence is a well adjusted individual.

You know what? It is you. Yes, you. You are the one with a ton of mental issues if you see anything wrong with Florence.

What? The moment someone behaves somewhat unhinged, you call them crazy, huh? By what metrics do you judge whether someone behaves normally? I bet it is absolutely arbitrary.

Yes, your coffee might taste funny. So what? It is still coffee. If life gives you lemons, you eat lemons.

Yes, people will think you are a weirdo if you take Florence wearing one of her infamous outfits on some kind of diplomatic mission. And? As if being a weirdo is a bad thing.

Florence is perfectly normal. It is you who have a problem.

Florence is an acquired elite taste. She is not for your average mortal man.