[NEW] [AI] [LARP] Accessible user-friendly debate tech!
Have you ever wanted to win the TOC? Maybe swipe that first-round bid to the NDT? If you're FROTHING at the mouth like I am, I'm certain you'll want to hear what I have to say. It is I, DaddyDebates, back again. As the greatest policy debater of this generation, I feel now it is fitting I introduce the secret to my success: an all-new debate technological innovation so awesome it would make Aschenbrenner tremble.
Let me introduce to you my newest product: the Ballot Understanding LLm Sheet-integrated Honed Instrument of Technology, or B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. for short.
Here at B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. technologies, we do all that we can to ensure that our most cutting edge technology is extremely accessible and small-school friendly. Our mission is to build off the staples of the debate community such as Truf releasing CardMirror free of charge. For that reason, we will begin base pricing of our frontier model at the low price of 99$ a month. I'm also happy to announce that if you send us your government ID, social security number, and comprehensive eye-scan verification, we will be able to confirm whether or not you attend a small school and give you a generous discount down to the low low 98$ a month. I mean, you're practically ROBBING me at this point!
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. technologies prides itself on our development team. Our team consists of talented individuals, tirelessly swiping Instagram reels as they wait for their Claude prompt to finish coding the newest addition to the amalgamation of features trying to pass as debate software. Now, in alpha-testing, there's been a TON of complaints about these things called "bugs" present throughout our software. To that I say, Fuck you! It's not our fault, it's Claude's! Why don't you yell at it instead! You mean you EXPECTED us to TEST our software before we released it? You bought this B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. you can deal with it too. If you really think its that easy, why don't you vibe-code it yourself huh?
Of course, B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. is also here to address your concerns. Some judges and coaches have been concerned that the increase in debate technology had led to a decrease in student skill, learning, flowing, and overall debate aptitude. However, these yappers clearly haven't been fed some B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. If we can eliminate the need for flowing in the first place, why are you even worried about it? I'm happy to announce that the primary and new staple feature of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. contains an all-new auto-flower and argument-response creator that eliminates the need for ALL THINKING during the debate round! When you're going for your usual fiat K or wipeout now, you don't just have to be spewing bullshit from your mouth, you can also be reading straight B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. off your computer in real-time!
Below is an excerpt licensing agreement you will sign when buying some B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
By signing, I agree to hand over my soul and related artifacts to B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. technologies, recognizing they have the right to fuck up my debate software at any time they please.
I will not use my Claude agent to easily replicate our application, as that would deprave B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. of your hard earned money. Pirating is also staunchly unethical, as debaters we've learned that high-paywalled academia is to be always respected and never questioned.
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. technologies is not responsible for any real-life or real-company parallels a reader may make in their mind as a result of this post: it is a figment of your imagination or pure coincidence.
Some people may ask why they would use B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. instead of CardMirror when the latter is free, optimized by actual usage, and receives constant automated updates. Signing this agreement waives your right to asking "silly" questions like this in the future.
I will blindly trust that B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. technologies does not put some kind of backdoor into their technology to allow them to access new files that you have not broken yet at the benefit of the teams the owners are coaching, and recognize that although it is a possibility, we reserve the right to do it without telling you!