u/daddyhattavo

So I (36 M) was at work (I am a barista) with my AirPod Pros on and my cute (25 F) coworker asked me what I was listening to. I was listening to Room on Fire by my favorite band “The Strokes” (as many of you may know, the Strokes is a popular NYC band formed before the 9/11). I was distracted by Julian Casablancas sexy-ass voice, so I asked “What?” And she repeated “what are you listening to.” I stammered and said “I’m stroking it” and laughed cuz I thought it was a cool joke. Stroking it, like jerking off haha. She looked at me weirdly and said “what” and I said “I’m listening to the Strokes, haha, I’m stroking it. Not like the jerking off thing, I dont do that at work.” And she said “Okay haha.” So my question is, do y’all think she thinks I’m cool and funny? I heard a lot of Gen-Z likes the Strokes and funny people so I think I might have a shot with her.

Hello! We’re Snowdrift Hymnal, a band who’s looking to bring Montreal Indie back to the mainstream! Our Inspirations are bands like Arcade Fire and Wolf Parade. We hope to bring joy to indie fans around the world, and show people what it truly means to be happy! We’ll be playing shows all over the Montreal area, so be on the lookout and follow are socials! Link in bio!

Edit: We have received unfortunate news that our singer has SA’d a thousand people. He has been replaced by our Saxophone player, Lewis Grandley. If there’s any allegations against him, please let us know. It can’t go on like this.

When yall were talking shit about Geese I found out about the inside joke about the flair. I liked Ultimate Success Today but took a long break from listening to them. It inspired me to delve into their catalog and holy shit not one bad song. I’m 24 years old, this shit was made for depressed millennial drunkards from the midwest struggling to afford rent. Nobody else in my circles cares or even knows about Protomartyr. And if I did find one, they’d probably be in a support group or in therapy. And theyd probably be significantly older than me.

What the fuck do I do now? I can’t go around saying my favorite band is Protomartyr at parties cuz I get confused looks, so I just default to saying “Radiohead” cuz at least people know them.