u/damirium_turbo

Bimmy. I mean, don't get me wrong, it was good when it started. You know, it's based in the Double Dragon episode, it rolls off the tongue, it's a good nickname for me. Then they came out with Bames Ralph. That's fine I guess, I mean if Jimmy is James then Bimmy would be Bames, and Ralph kinda sounds like Rolfe, yeah that's alright, I can see where they were going. But then they came up with shit like Bimothy. I mean, my name isn't even Timothy, like, what the fuck were they thinking! And then like Bimboclat, like what the fuck is up with that? And Bim Bam, Bimster, Bimbo, it's like they stick B at the beginning of every word and then it's me. Does that mean Bootsy is me? Does that mean Baseball is me? I guess I like myself then. Like, imagine if I called myself the Bangry Bideo Bame Berd. But no, it doesn't even end there, then they fucking go and break their own goddamn rules, cause there's shit like Pimmel, what in the name of shitballs is that, it doesn't even have a B in it! And don't even get me started on Bpril. How do you even fucking pronounce that shit?! So, the point is, just call me Bimmy if you have to, this other shit just doesn't make sense. It's just random words, and THAT is bullshit.

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