u/datalitk

Image 1 — I asked AI to stress test my portfolio. What do you think?
Image 2 — I asked AI to stress test my portfolio. What do you think?

I asked AI to stress test my portfolio. What do you think?

I added my holdings to the app and had a team of AI agents run a stress test on my portfolio. Here's the full response:

Portfolio Stress Test

  1. Market Correction (−10% to −15% equities)
    Estimated impact: ~−12% to −16%
    Main drivers: SCHG, VXUS, VOO
    A typical pullback would likely hit the portfolio modestly harder than a broad equity benchmark due to the meaningful US growth tilt, partially offset by international exposure.

  2. Recession Scenario (−25% to −30%)
    Estimated impact: ~−30% to −40%
    Main drivers: SCHG, VXUS, VOO
    In a recessionary drawdown, losses could be substantial because the portfolio is 100% equities; both US and international stocks would likely fall together, with growth typically lagging.

  3. Interest Rate Shock (sudden rise in rates)
    Estimated impact: ~−16% to −23%
    Main drivers: SCHG, MSFT, VOO
    A fast rate spike would most likely pressure valuations in growth-heavy holdings first, with broader US equities following; international equities may provide only limited diversification in a global rate repricing.

  4. Market Crash Scenario (−40% to −50%)
    Estimated impact: ~−48% to −62%
    Main drivers: SCHG, VXUS, VOO
    In a crash, the portfolio could lose around half its value because holdings are highly equity-correlated with no bonds or cash to cushion the decline.

u/datalitk — 14 days ago

Got a Target cashier to crack up today

she saw chloé and went “you bring a stuffed animal with you?” and i was like “yeah, but usually only when i go to the movies.” she gave me this weird look and said “you go to the movies with a stuffed animal?” so i told her “well i’m not gonna let her go alone, that’d be irresponsible.”

u/datalitk — 27 days ago