According to the Washington Post, and later verified by the white house, President Donald J. Trump is almost 7 months pregnant with Benjamin Netanyahu's baby. When asked for comment, Trump responded "Weeellll, I'm a big boy, bigger than my daddy, I always have been. Benjamin Netanyahu doesn't like talking about it, but we're both really into scat porn. Big." Netanyahu could not be reached for comment. Sources close to Netanyahu confirm they disagree on names for the baby, the Israel leader wants to name his child "Satan" for a boy, or "Stripper" for a girl, whereas Donald Trump wants to nsme their love-child "adolph" reguardless of gender.
I'm trying to get a student visa to spain, and I found out about gestors, so of course I'm trying to hire one, but whenever I look it up online, almost every link is just explaining what a gestor is, and the rest don't seem specific to the moving process. I currently live in america and would rather not drive 5 hours to the nearest spanish consulate, but if I'm going to have to, I'd really rather a professional make sure I have everything I need before I just drive up there based off of what a website said. There's so much to plan and do, and so little time. Please let me know if you have any good gestors, or a link to where I can find one or something. I speak fluent english and some spanish, I'd prefer a gestor that speaks english well.