u/daystonight

Or at least, that’s what I’m being repeatedly told.

You may have seen the “news.” Things such as ice in your drinks, bottomless soda, air conditioning, lawns, and other such never before seen markers of human evolution.

Yes folks, apparently naive, wide eyed wanderers from “backwards” third-world Europe and other climes are in awe as they stumble around Buc-ee’s stunned, unable to grasp the splendor and magnitude there of.