u/dazedandcognisant

To the guy who saw my f***** go off after a leaper pounced on me running the matriarch at dam. Ran up to me while I was on my hands and knees close to the "Good Ole B****'s Hatch" with your stitcher, and STILL didn't finish me quick enough bc you were scared to alert the leaper by shooting at me, I just want you to know that I'm still laughing at your c***** ass lol! You were so close my guy!

So I was able to press square as he was pulling back his hand to finish me- was literally humped over the raider hatch and lazily pressed the button bc at first I thought he was coming to d***** me until I noticed him pulling out his stitcher. But you weren't quick enough son! I returned to speranza successfully with my entire kit.

My guy, you missed out on a Jupiter, Snaphook, Photoelectric, 3 Wolfpacks, combat mk3 aggressive aug, Digourno IV (kitted) some other junk, and of course a hatch key. That's easy ***** right there. Good day for whatever you'd call yourself.

Man oh man you bum ******, you. You'll probably never see this but if you do, just know that I saved the clip and am still laughing at your c**** tactics.