r/arcraiderscirclejerk

Specifically you fuckers. You know what you did. You did it intentionally, without any thoughts of how it would affect me. I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER. I AM. ME. You only cared about yourself, and that you have nooooooooo consequences. Well guess what buddy. Those consequences are REAL and they're about to happen.

Who the FUCK said you could read this post? You fucknuts all make me sick and because you assholes are reading this post, I'm fucking quitting.

See that Embark? You just lost another player, good job.

Due to the importance of the United States and complete insignificance of every other country, Embark needs to lock down matchmaking unless you have 10 fireworks in your inventory. This will ensure adequate representation of the United States in game on such an internationally important holiday. This will apply to all servers (except for the ones shut down on May 10)

To be clear, we will not honor future requests to celebrate any other cultural holidays especially those of foreign origin!

Also, Embark please replace the rocketeer mesh with a B2 Bomber.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

All of us Raiders running free kits on every map on PvP lobbies should rise and join the fight against the fully kitted bobcats. After they are all defeated we can have at it as we wish. Friendly extract or Face each other.
These fully kitted bobcat teams are getting out of hand.
WHAT SAY YOU?

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They just run for the legs, and I never can get any got damn reactors. BOOOO HOOO HOOOO HOOO HOOO HOO BOOO HOO BOOO HOOO HOOO HOOO HOOOOOOOOOO

Tbh I feel like the cheating gets out of hand. Fix this brings back tons. Arc or nothing!!!!!

Any single friendly raiders out there who are good with kids?

After some time in Stella, with PvP on the rise to my behest, I saw you in the corner. There you were, bandaging yourself. you said "friendly" and I was instantly taken aback. your voice was that of a golden god, vocal chords created by Jesus hisself. it was then i knew what I had to do. So, I started blasting. After a heavy gunfight, I was getting a bit sweaty in my undercarriage but almost came out on top when you threw a light grenade to take me down. my flair went off, and just like that I was in doggy. I had high hopes on what would happen next, although I knew it was a long shot. you then crept right behind me, and crouched, and despite the gunfight being over, I felt my undercarridge getting sweatier and sweatier. I knew what you were about to do. so I activated my push to talk button when I saw a defibrillator in your hand. I said "S..step-raider wh.. what are you doing" and you defibbed me. Right then, I knew i was in love. you said in a quiet whisper "I forgive you" and just then, ran off. I have never had a sweater nether region in my life until now, and its all because of you. I wanted to tell you about the weird things i wanted to do to you in front of a shredder but you ran off, as if you didnt trust me after everything we went though. A few minutes later, heading to extract it saw you. On the ground, dead in front of the extract button. Tears filled my eyes, and sadness filled my heart. What was i supposed to do now? I searched your body, digging my fingers through your soft pockets, feeling every inch of you only to find a full load out with tons of cool shit. it wasnt mine to take, and i knew who's it was. I picked up every item and threw them in a far corner, may you rest easy raider, for our path may cross again.

I thought this was a PvPvPvEvPPV game but I guess I'm wrong.

I've tried everything to get into those so called "PvP" lobbies and all Embark wants to do is push their carebear rainbow lobbies.

If i don't get at least 10 comments from this post I am really going to stop playing this game for ever. I'm not even joking.