Embark needs to make the game crunchier

You know how when you bite into a nice bacon egg and cheese sandwich where the bacon is well done and maybe a crisp piece of lettuce? Why haven’t they done that here? Just start over with more emphasis on the crunch factor.

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u/rhelg224 — 12 days ago

Cuckmaxxing

Any tips? I was thinking of organizing a consensual gangbang for my girlfriend and getting a really cheap, uncomfortable chair for myself, like a 5 dollar metal folding chair from Target or Walmart.

How many men would I even need for my wife to properly cuckmaxx?

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u/rhelg224 — 22 days ago

Why do I keep getting feedback that my Tinder pfp is “AI”?

It’s pissing me the fuck off! I can’t get laid like this

u/rhelg224 — 1 month ago

I was let go from my real life job for bake fraud. How do I make this game my moneyjorb?

I have 80,000 hours topside. How do I monetize my PvE skills in this game of arc raiders in a competitive GenZ environsments? Apologies for poor English as English is my only and first and only languages.

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u/rhelg224 — 1 month ago

I have a rare genetic psychosis where I cannot tolerate being asked questions and I will flip out in a deranged unhinged way every time I’m asked anything. AMA!

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u/rhelg224 — 2 months ago

Enchanter Mez + Mind Wipe doesn't seem to work - what am I missing?

I'm currently a level 39 PAL/ENC/WIZ

My understanding is that if I successfully do the following:

  1. AE mez a bunch of mobs
  2. Mind Wipe those same mobs
  3. Get out of aggro range

I shouldn't be reengaged once mez wears off.

Unless I'm severely underestimating aggro ranges, that doesn't seem to be working for me. I'm trying that with greater kobolds in Sol B right now.

I'm ensuring the Mind Wipe hits (the game gives the message for all mezzed mobs that they "blinked" which I assume is the success message for Mind Wipe, meaning they forgot me). But it doesn't seem to work? No matter where I am after mez breaks, they find me.

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u/rhelg224 — 2 months ago

I know how to fix the game

I think the way to fix the game is to add a monthly subscription fee as a basic requirement. $15 per month. Anyone who doesn’t pay it gets locked out and can’t play anymore. This will fix the game because only TRUE raiders will pay the subscription and keep playing. No more “wallet casuals” that think just because they paid a one time fee 9 months ago they can keep playing the game they bought without paying a monthly tax.

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u/rhelg224 — 2 months ago

I just don’t understand Toy Story

How am I supposed to connect with a film that expects me to just accept that a large number of predominantly plastic toys achieved sentience and, actually, sapience? I’ve only seen the first two films but as a documentary it omits some key context for properly framing the events that transpire over the lifecycle of the documentary’s various subjects and thus entirely fails to provide an appropriate and comprehensible framework or, even, a point.

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u/rhelg224 — 2 months ago
▲ 11 r/circlejerk+1 crossposts

Please help me with my post-graduate thesis

I need answers to my survey that I can use to prove my thesis,

Take this statement "I have an overabundance of butt" and answer the following questions based on your response to that statement:

  1. The statement makes me feel (physically):
    1. Capable
    2. Thirsty
    3. Jealous
    4. Hungry
    5. Caterpillar
  2. The statement makes me feel (emotionally):
    1. Happy
    2. Jealous
    3. Hrony
    4. Fast
    5. Tutor
    6. Bismark
  3. The statement makes me smell (quintstotically):
    1. Yes
    2. No
    3. Half
  4. The statement makes me feel (tactically):
    1. Brave
    2. Strategery
    3. Rambunctious
    4. Several
    5. More than several but also, somehow, less than the all-consuming darkness and fewer than the night-brother that swallows the unfed and unwashed
    6. Fruit juice
  5. The statement makes me feel (stomach)
    1. Queaseous
    2. Plasma

Thank you. By participating in this survey, you will help a young nubile born-again 45 year old pastafarian get his master's degree in Quantum Jizzics. I will personally fart on a glazed donut in your honor.

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u/HerschelLambrusco — 2 months ago

If we all go to sleep right now maybe when we wake up the Game Fairy will have launched the game. But we ALL have to sleep NOW.

Thoughts?

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u/rhelg224 — 3 months ago

Not many people know this apparently but the character of Menelaus in The Iliad and The Odyssey…

…was based on the character of Shane from The Walking Dead, a long-running comic book series that deals with post-apocalyptic “walkers” which is a euphemism for zombies.

Based on historical accounts, Homer was essentially obsessed with both the comic and, later, the television series.

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u/rhelg224 — 3 months ago

How much Iridium are you planning on buying?

I think I’m gonna splurge for the $99.99 pack. Not sure exactly what I will spend the 12,000 iridium on, but definitely those special bags and AA portions and maybe some butts. You all?

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u/rhelg224 — 3 months ago

Will unlocking a race via token change your rating with that faction?

I’m assuming not. In other words, if you’re Human but KOS in Neriak, if you buy a token to unlock Dark Elf, I’ll assume you’ll still be KOS in Neriak even when you switch to Dark Elf, right? Do we know yet?

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u/rhelg224 — 3 months ago

We need condensed names for our multiclass class combinations

PAL/WIZ/ENC - Pwizzchanter
MNK/CLR/SHM - Mohealshmeister
MAG/BST/BER - Garbageperson

And so on.

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u/rhelg224 — 3 months ago

Who is your favorite Chinese martial artist?

You can only choose one of these three:

- Chuck Norris
- Steven Seagal
- Jean-Claude Van Damme

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u/rhelg224 — 3 months ago

Anyone here from the old E’ci server?

Specifically anyone that used to post on the old IGN boards for E’ci? It was an interesting server, I think the heaviest public/non-guilded server with the biggest Japanese presence. Gking in the commonlands tunnel eternally selling shit in /OOC. Kodiak was the first player to 50, I believe, on any server, and he was on E’ci. And so on.

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u/rhelg224 — 3 months ago

We should be able to pay for MTX with sperm and blood without leaving the house

I’m not sure why we have to drive all the way to the sperm or blood bank in meatspace to donate fluids just so we can trade our fluids for in game currency or cosmetics? This is 2026 for fucks sake. We all have pneumatic tubes. We all have syringes. Half of us have cumrags. Why can’t someone just come out with a way for me to jerk it at my computer and convert that directly into GTAbucks or Ubi silver?

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u/rhelg224 — 3 months ago