i think i had the weirdest paypig ever for a few weeks or am I wrong it was my first ever paypig pls let me know
ok so this happened pretty recently and i still randomly think about this guy because ive had weird men before but he was genuinely on another level.
it started pretty normal. tributes, buying me random stuff, asking for rules, sending me his balance in the morning, asking permission before spending money etc. nothing that crazy.
but he got attached FAST. like after maybe 3 or 4 days he already wanted basically everything controlled. what he eats, what he buys, when he can go out, when he has to check in, even stupid things like whether he was allowed to order coffee.
then the cash & goes started and he was weirdly obsessed with them. sometimes id literally give him barely any notice and he'd still somehow make it work. one time i told him to withdraw 100€ and i genuinely thought he'd tell me he couldnt because it was late. nope. picture from the atm like 20 mins later.
the video calls were probably where i realised how strange he actually was though. he would just sit there waiting for instructions for ages. sometimes i purposely wouldnt say anything for a few minutes just to see what he'd do and he would literally stay there waiting.
he also had this collar he always wanted me to make him wear and then obviously eventually that turned into him asking about the leash outside. he was WAY too excited about the possibility of people seeing him too which was honestly more embarrassing for me than him lmao.
but then it got way more personal than i expected.
this man literally started giving me access to basically his whole life. socials, private accounts, his address, personal information, everything. at one point he was even offering me access to payment stuff and telling me he wanted me to buy whatever i wanted within the limits we agreed on.
and HE was the one constantly trying to make it more extreme.
he was obsessed with this whole consensual blackmail fantasy too. like he wanted me to know embarrassing things about him, wanted me to have information he considered “dangerous”, and kept saying the idea of me having that much leverage over him was the hottest part.
i was actually the one having to remind him like dude im not ruining your real life over a kink calm down.
which is such a bizarre sentence to have to say to a grown man.
after that his requests got progressively more insane. like every few days he'd somehow find something more degrading than the last thing. he was into some really nasty toilet/bodily fluid stuff too and kept trying to convince me to go further with it. some of the things he asked me to do to him genuinely made me put my phone down and stare at the wall for a second because WHAT.
and the weirdest thing was if i refused something he liked it even more. i remember telling him absolutely not to one of his ideas and instead of being disappointed he got even more submissive afterwards. i swear some of these men enjoy being denied more than actually getting what they ask for.
he was also insanely strict with himself. i barely even needed to check if he followed rules because this man would literally expose himself.
one morning i wake up and the first message is basically him confessing that he bought breakfast without permission.
i didnt ask.
i didnt know.
he just SNITCHED ON HIMSELF 💀
and he had an actual notes page with all my rules in it. apparently he'd read through them before messaging me so he didnt accidentally annoy me. which is probably the most dedicated and concerning thing anyone has ever told me at the same time.
towards the end it basically felt like he wanted his entire day to revolve around whatever mood i was in. random cash & goes, calls, stupid tasks, sending money because i was bored, asking permission for everything, wanting to be embarrassed in public, handing over more and more personal control because apparently that was his thing.
eventually i ended it because it was getting REALLY intense and honestly started feeling like a part time job. like i enjoy having a paypig but i dont want to be responsible for a grown mans entire existence from the second he wakes up until he goes to sleep.
but now every normal paypig seems almost boring in comparison lol.
please tell me some of you have had one like this because theres no way this man was a unique species haha idk if I should laugh of feel weird what do you think?