u/delzbr — reddlx

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Morgan Wallen part 2

u/delzbr — 11 days ago

▲ 37 r/scambait

Anderson part 3

Another fuckface who thinks all Americans gargle Trump's dick. Why do I bother? 🤦🏼‍♀️

The nickname thing made me snort. What a dumbfuck.

Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/jHspZ3cpJy
Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/5KPVT1K6n1

u/delzbr — 24 days ago

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Mocha chocolate chip

This is my "I pushed bulk fermentation because I'm a ditz and forgot I had an appointment so I left my dough on the counter longer than I normally would have" loaf 🤣 I think it came out good, but I'd like to hear from others. So whatcha think?!

Sweet Stiff Mocha Starter (Makes ~100g):
15g active starter
30g cooled coffee
50g bread flour
6g cocoa powder
10g sugar
Mix until thick and smooth, then let rise until active and puffy.

Mocha Loaf Recipe:
550g bread flour
40g cocoa powder
140g hot brewed coffee
275g water
100g sweet coffee cocoa starter
10g salt
10g vanilla
150g chocolate chips/chunks

Bloom cocoa powder in the hot coffee and let cool. Mix with water, starter, and vanilla. Add flour and rest 30-45 mins. Add salt, then perform 3-4 rounds of stretch and folds, adding chocolate during folds or lamination. Bulk ferment until puffy and aerated, shape tightly, cold proof overnight, (this is the only part I didn't follow. I let it cold proof for 4 hours. I've been craving this loaf all week and I wanted it nowwww lol) then bake at 450°F for 30 mins covered and 15-20 mins uncovered.

I let it cool on the rack for 2 hours before cutting into it.

u/delzbr — 29 days ago

▲ 48 r/scambait

He's just a fan 🤣🤣

u/delzbr — 1 month ago

▲ 37 r/scambait

It's a ChatGPT off!!

As I predicted, he did not "hit rematch" to deliver that "plot twist".

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

▲ 46 r/scambait

Patrick would rather use ChatGPT than acquire a client 🙄

So, I guess I’ve got two options here: either I ignore the ChatGPT AI chatbot bullshit or I use it back on them, but that’s more work than I’m willing to put in on these pieces of shit 🤣

This is the third guy this week that I have driven away by telling them not to use AI.

Sigh. My internet subscription is running out. Please send itunes card ok honey.

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

▲ 59 r/scambait

Scott - the liar whose pants are on fire

I tried blocking a few after the game ended to try and force them to send the first message, but I didn’t have any luck. That’s not to say that it doesn’t work, I just haven’t been successful yet lol.

So I thought I would make him prove it by asking for a screenshot of the mutual contact error. I've gotten that error myself and it’s a direct result of sending too many messages (spamming the last yahoo with taunting messages and AI pics) to someone that is not a contact.

As you can see, there’s not a single thing they won’t lie about.

I'm going to continue asking for a screenshot of the error message, though, because it’ll be fun to watch them squirm at the very beginning 😈

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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They really think it's a dating site 🤣

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

▲ 64 r/scambait

David Jayson, the end

May as well post this tonight. It's not worth it to wait until tomorrow.

I had nothing left lol. It was fun making him wait two weeks and watching Jen (u/pure_champion1396) abuse him.

I'd like to think he was so defeated, after realizing he spent five months trying to woo me, that "ok" was all he could say 🤣🤣

This is the first time I used the fake YouTube payment screenshot, so I may need to tweak the numbers for next time but it looks pretty real 🤷🏼‍♀️

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 13 - The beginning of the end

The next part is the end and it's not exciting. I just didn't have anything left. I was tired of this guy lol

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson

The night before I left, Jen (u/pure_champion1396) and I were talking about him answering her and what he'd say, and now I owe her a gift card.

So please honeys go get 25 apple card and send me code am waiting for you to do the needful 🙏🏿

So she does her thing and it's wonderful. He tells her Henry is in boarding school in COLORADO. He told me California. Fuck it, it's fine, they're the same because they both start with a C. He says Ruthin Academy but she does the same thing I did and tells him there's no Ruthin Academy in Colorado. Then it becomes Colorado Academy.

Now he has to wait two weeks for me to get back. HA HA.

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 11 - vacation!

I had a great time telling him how mentally ill and delusional he is but now it's time to watch him squirm as I fuck up the Bitcoin wallet number and go in vacation for two weeks!

I fucked up on slide 7 and accidentally sent him his own profile, saying "can you send me a picture like this?" because I was trying to make a fake notification for Linda's bait and deleted it when I realized I sent it to him, so that's what his "huh?" is about lol

Anyway, I send him the receipt, mute and archive him, then watch him frantically message me to tell me I fucked up 🤣🤣🤣 And then I start my vacation!

I had u/Pure_Champion1396 send him a "drunken" message as one of my friends. Will he answer her? Stay tuned!

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 10

Now that he's made the initial ask, of course he won't drop it. It consumes him and it's all he can think about. But Sera has other plans.

I really was sick for a few days and he pissed me the fuck off so, naturally, I took it out on him. Then I drop one last daughter screenshot and demand an explanation, then call him mentally ill 🤣

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 9

Okay, so we pick back up on me telling him he must’ve forgotten his son’s age. Then he goes into some verbal diarrhea about how the only happiness he knew was when his daughter was alive. But what about your son? Fuck that kid right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll let him think he's gotten away with it, for a little while, but I'm going to give him shit about other things...like how I need to verify the recipient of my hard earned money.

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 8

I feel like this video needs a trigger warning, so if you want to see a hairy fat man playing keyboard in his underwear, you may click the link... https://youtube.com/shorts/yOfMNf2czmQ?is=7_mWkA_KcDvbQVNI

For my third attempt at forcing the ask, I win $5500 in Atlantic City and that seems to have done the trick! Huzzah! 🥳🎉

Except, why am I thinking he has a daughter and not a son? 🤔 Oh, that’s right, because he fucking told me he did. Let's gently remind him, shall we??!!

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 7

We're almost there!! Thank you for sticking through the most boring parts. I promise it's better from here on out lol

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 6

In my second attempt to force the ask, I take a quick little trip to Italy, and even buy a new car. This fucker won't bite.

Raise your hand if you've ever heard hot chocolate called "chocolate tea", because I've never heard that before. I thought maybe it was some Nigerian delicacy or something lmao

We're still in the boring phase but he'll be scrambling to cover his lies shortly.

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 5

Attempting to force the ask, I tell him I don't think it’s a good idea that we talk anymore because I want to focus on my relationship with a new man that I met. He stopped messaging for a while, so I attempt to revive it by being a little nicer 🤢

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson 4

Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/t8s62uot9Y
Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/dZDJm2P3G4
Part 3 https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/ANRZ3sYG2E

u/delzbr — 2 months ago

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David Jayson part 3

Why did Reddit have to go and change things? This is the fourth time I’ve tried to post today 🤬

Anyway, I gave this fucker the boot today and he had an underwhelming response lol. Ah well, can't win them all.

Recap:
Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/t8s62uot9Y
Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/dZDJm2P3G4

u/delzbr — 2 months ago