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Roses are red, the World Cup’s a tourney

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Roses are red, the World Cup’s a tourney

u/devnodegree — 7 days ago

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There was once an emperor who never aged past 19.

His name was Constant Teen.

u/Mildly_Handy — 1 month ago

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What do you call a fart from a milking cow?

Dairy air

u/devnodegree — 1 month ago

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What do you call a fart from a milking cow?

Dairy air

u/devnodegree — 1 month ago

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I saw a woman faint onto the baggage carousel at the airport this morning.

Thankfully, she came around.

u/devnodegree — 1 month ago

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Why did Abraham Lincoln visit Andrew Getty on the day of his parakeet’s birth?

To deliver the Gettys’ bird a dress.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

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Red hot cone vs ice

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

▲ 498 r/rosesarered

Roses are red, beware of the politician.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

▲ 611 r/FindTheSniper+1 crossposts

Frown in the Crowd, devnodegree, Ink on Paper, 2026 [OC]

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

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I hand-carved a wooden figurine for my buddy.

It’s just a whittle something.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

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Tomorrow, my son and I are getting new glasses. After that

We’ll see.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

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My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.

She denied it but I’m sticking to my guns.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

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My wife and I were arguing over the term for a medieval soldier.

It was getting late though so we called it a knight.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

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I took my wife to the theater to watch a performance all about puns.

It was a play on words.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

▲ 830 r/rosesarered

Roses are red, they sell butter by the jerrican

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

▲ 36 r/dadjokes

I accidentally took my cat’s meds last night.

Don’t ask meow.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

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Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

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I’ve been trying to come up with some good airplane jokes.

I can’t get any of them to land correctly.

u/devnodegree — 2 months ago

▲ 131 r/rosesarered

Roses are red some would call for immunity

u/devnodegree — 3 months ago

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I’m done being a people pleaser.

I hope everyone okay with that.

u/devnodegree — 3 months ago