u/dgeigs

Selling off a bunch of my plant collection this weekend in Ridgewood! Lots of different species in all shapes and sizes available🪴

📍 2140 Bleecker Street
⏰ Saturday, Aug. 15 | 10am–5pm

Lots of houseplants, planters, pots and assorted plant accessories looking for new homes — plus $5 boozy lemonade 🍋 because selling plants on a stoop is more fun with vodka 😜.

Come hang, browse, drink some spiked lemonade and take a plant home.

DISCLAIMER: Poster is AI-generated slop. Because we all know this subreddit will crucify me 😅. The plants are real. Skeleton was hallucinated 💀

Going away this summer and worried about your plants? Too busy to keep up with that finicky monstera? I’ve got you covered 🌱💦

Hi! My name is Dorian. I’m a 38-year-old plant enthusiast, floraphile, and plant-seller based in Ridgewood, Queens offering reliable in-home plant care throughout the year. Whether you’re away for a long weekend, an extended vacation, or your schedule is just too demanding, I’ll make sure your plants stay healthy, hydrated, and thriving, so you don’t come home to a collection of wilted leaves. I have years of experience caring for a wide variety of indoor and outdoor plants, from common houseplants to more demanding tropical species.

Don’t have a green thumb? In addition to plant-sitting, I also offer plant care consultations. If your plants are struggling, I can help diagnose and address common issues, including overwatering, underwatering, pest infestations, nutrient deficiencies, and poor lighting. I also provide pruning, fertilizing, repotting, propagation, and general plant maintenance to keep your collection looking its best.

References and recommendations are available upon request. Feel free to reach out with any questions, to request a quote, or to discuss your plant care needs.

Greetings fellow Ridgewooders! I have a variety of beautiful, healthy plants up for sale that are sure to brighten — and greenify — any space as summer descends on us! Multiple varieties including pothos, Swiss cheese, Burle Marx, euphorbia, dill pickle cactus, mini monstera, snake plants, and air plants are up for grabs. All plants have been gently cared for, are potted in premium Fox Farm soil, and sprayed with organic pesticide pre-pickup. Please send me a DM if interested — or if you have any questions. Pickup available near Forest and Bleecker Streets. Cash + Venmo accepted 🫶🏻.