The Shirk Vigil (Hard)
So High-Level roulette throws me into Stone Vigil (Hard), with a new WHM, a BRD and a GNB. Tank runs and pulls the entire first trash group. Nice, I think to myself, we can go full sprint in here.
After the big turtle boss with the second large pull, I naturally run through til the end, but somewhere along the way the WHM gets hit by things and dies, followed shortly after by the GNB. No big deal, we just revive and I stand right in front of the mobs to wait. However, a bit too close and I get the mobs range aggro. The tank is right there too, and even starts attacking, but the aggro starts pingponging. I check out the tanks stance, lo and behold, it's turned off. My last "oh they might've accidentally hit stance off in the wipe" benefit of the doubt flies out of the window when I get hit by a shirk (they had some extra aggro from their AOE), die, followed by the tank stance being turned on again.
This conversation happens. The report naturally wrote itself.
It's not all Shivans... but it's always a Shivan. Also hilarious they then went and pulled the boss during cutscene. Not like I care that much, but to those people that's some kinda sacrilege I guess