Be safe with your harem, Renakoala!

I came upon this passage in a very bizarre book (Dungeon Crawler Carl):

>Today’s tie was a new one. Something called a koala bear. It was an Earth animal. Their existence had gone completely viral after an earlier episode of Earth Beautiful where everyone learned about how sexually active the little STD-ridden creatures were.

Makes sense that the center of our harem has the spirit animal of the koala. 😉

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