So I was pretty thirsty while I was doing some routine maintenance in his quarters and saw what looked like some home-brewed Bajoran cider.
Anyway later I found out he’s a shapeshifter and everyone is talking about how he’s gone missing and I’m sweating a little bit.
All hands please report to the cargo bay transporter for a philosophical demonstration. Wear loose clothing.
Omg the senior officers are looking for him because he is late and are about to walk in on him, he must think he can lock the doors 😂😂😂
Sorry, just checking.
Sometimes it’s the second he sits down, sometimes it’s at the last second, and Q makes eye contact from the mirror for a moment, smirking. I mean that’s what I would do if I was Q anyway.
How should I discretely ask Picard if anything like this is happening?
It was a longer away mission and the two started a romantic relationship, and since they beamed back it’s like they have merged into one personality.
We’re on a fairly long mission and I can’t go that long without the advice of my best friend. The solution seems pretty obvious but I’m getting a lot of argument about forcing his girlfriend into the teleporter chamber.
I feel like the needs of the ship are more important than their merging? 🤷🏻 This will just put things back to how they were. And she wasn’t that important anyway tbh I was kind of hoping she would die on the away mission lol 💅
Anyway I think there’s precedent for this, tell me, am I being the asshole here?
Also he changed Commander T’Pol’s uniform to something I can’t find any record of any vulcan wearing, either as a Starfleet or High Command officer.
I’m interested in history and I’m guessing he has his sources for these changes but what are they? Are they in classified logs?
I’m on the Enterprise-D and it’s a program changed by Commander William Riker btw.
I was messing with my shuttle’s warp engine to try and make it go faster and now I’m just chilling in a terrarium. AMA.