u/dinosaurmasturbator

Question about use of the Whizzinator

I ordered one to try out, without the penis part (I’m not a man).

My main question is, as long as the liquid inside of it (I’ll be using real urine) is at least at body temperature when it’s added to the pouch, and kept close to your body under clothing, will it hold temperature? I’m assuming the heat packs are just for the initial heating.

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u/dinosaurmasturbator — 1 day ago

Could a heavy smoker test negative in 7 days or less?

Female, 120lbs, ~21% body fat.

Access to sauna and can work out heavily if needed.

Heavy weed user

I have clean pee I can use but the clinic I will need to go to for my pre employment screen is like a stall with a nurse right outside, so I don’t know if I can pull off unscrewing the cap and pouring the urine without raising suspicion.
I’ve previously pulled this stunt off, but the room was completely private that time.

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u/dinosaurmasturbator — 2 days ago
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Has anyone had to take a test at a Concentra clinic along with a physical exam?

Will they let you pee for the drug screen first?

Where do they send the results?

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u/dinosaurmasturbator — 3 days ago

Has anyone done a labcorp test in 2026?

It’s been a year since I last pulled this off.

Using frozen clean urine (approx 1 month old in freezer), thawing it once, slowly heating to ~100f, making sure all crystals go back into solution first, and sticking it in my body (in a tube, holds temp for an hour) and taking my test.

I read they do more testing to confirm urine is real, which mine is, but the Uric acid and urea may be a bit lower than fresh urine is my main concern.

Is this still a good plan? I’ll do a dry run before the big day to confirm temps and stuff.

Stopping smoking weed and getting clean urine isn’t an option with the time frame I have, so this is my only hope.

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u/dinosaurmasturbator — 13 days ago