r/drugtesthelp

Basically in the same boat as everyone else. I have a drug test for a federal job next Wed (one week from today) and they’re drug and alcohol testing me. I don’t drink often so I’m not worried about that and don’t do any kind of drugs except for smoking weed. I stopped 86 days ago as of today and will be at 93 days on test day. I started smoking flower regularly when I was 17, I’m 26 now so about 9 years. The last 2 years I’ve been going through a 2g dispensary grade dab pen (80-95%) every 7-10 days. I’m 5’10” 220lbs female and don’t really exercise. My current job is pretty physical so that’s about the extent of it. I’ve obviously done so much research and looked at the chart on this subreddit but how likely am I to pass next week? My friend is giving me her at home tests this weekend so I can test myself but I’m freakin out a little bit!! Any advice to calm my nerves would be appreciated! Thank you in advance!

I (legally) consume THC products but a job offer came attached with a surprise order for a drug test (they didn’t mention this beforehand). This is the code that was sent on the order, should I be concerned? Info about this has been super weird where Reddit seems to say it doesn’t test for THC but other websites suggest that it might.

I consider myself a light but regular user. Like, I don’t ever eat an entire gummy, maybe a corner at a time. A bag of gummies will last me months. My question is based around testing for a job. What can I expect as a time frame to detox? Body type I’d consider myself a little doughy, 6’3 270, not very active outside of yard work. I do drink too much beer which I know I’ll have to cut while I’m detoxing.

Any help or suggestions to speed up detox is greatly appreciated!

I quit about 2 weeks ago (smoked 4-5 times a week for the past year) and I want to test myself at home before I have to go in for a test (I haven't received the job offer yet, just trying to be proactive!)

I took a test at home and the results were negative, but I am paranoid that the test I used isn't the same sensitivity as a standard pre-employment urine test would be.

What at-home tests do you use?

I have a drug test today for a very good job! The test order lists as follows: Product to be used: eCup+ (Qty 25)

1. POCT- 4045 - 4045 -

4DSP/EXP

OPI2000/AMP500/COC150/PHN

Only thing is I do have THC in my system. I've been looking online for answers, and everything I've read so far says I should be good, but looking for any real advice please!! I don't want to mess this up.

I was a heavy smoker daily stopped 6 days ago luckily I’m sub 10% body fat and in really good shape I have been hitting the sauna for hour every day for last 3 days and drinking over a gallon of water while in there would you guys risk this or should I just use quickfix

Hi!
I just got employed at this amazing retail store today, and I have to drug test before I start training.
I told my manager that I have used pot recently and said I can test when I get back from my vacation this week.
I’m obviously taking a break right now and I’m drinking a bunch of fluids, as well as exercising to sweat out anything in my body.
I’m freaking out a little bit because I really need this job to pay for college, and obviously that’s more important than weed, so I was hoping someone in this subreddit would have any advice.

I have a lab UA test this Thursday, and have been smoking thc since around July 10th ish. Any tips on how I can pass a monitored test this Thursday?

I have to pass a 14 panel instant test tomorrow and even though I’ve quit smoking for a month or so I am still testing positive and I cannot risk it. I ordered Testclear kit overnight shipping from their website but I am extremely nervous about using it. I’ve never used synthetic or powdered urine and I am just nervous they’re going to know that it’s fake. Can anyone please share their experiences with testclear or some tips so I can stop freaking out? 😩

Have used maybe a gram over the course of the last week I used last night and have a test in 2 days, be about 60h from last use to pee test time. Rarely use coke at all. Very low body fat like 5% , 135lbs, super fast metabolism, should I just start chugging water or what.

Hey guys, I have an upcoming military service entrance physical exam tomorrow and I'm super anxious about the drug test.

smoked weed about 3 times(puff) in a single session on July 30th. This was a one-time thing.

I have a somewhat high body fat percentage and fatty liver.

Test type is Urine test (standard screening, cutoff is likely 50 ng/mL).

​I know THC binds to fat cells, so I'm worried if my body fat or fatty liver would slow down the excretion process and cause a positive result.

​Do I have a solid chance of passing this urine test after 20 days for a one-time use? Any last-minute tips would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

Was using easy@home to monitor up until today. Went and purchased the CVS cup test to compare. . Purchased some liquid IV and b2 to add some solutes and color in the urine. My plan is to consume 4 bottles between 9a-2p. Hopefully this wont cause a dilute result. Wish me luck.I don’t even know if they give results immediately.

I received the results of my THC test from Quest, and I’m a little confused. On the first page, the test result is shown as Positive, with the Desired Range: <20 ng/mL. However, on the second page, it shows Desired Range: <5 ng/mL, while the Current Result is 10 ng/mL.

If that’s the case, why is the result on the first page reported as Positive? Does anyone know why there might be a discrepancy like this?

I am currently on a contingent offer for a position at CACI and was wondering if they do a pre screen drug test and random drug tests throughout the contract as I haven't been told up front yet. I would greatly appreciate some feedback.

i smoked like 10g total in a span of 3 weeks and after that i didnt smoke for a week, but smoked a little ass roach 2 days ago. how long till i test negative?

I have an upcoming (UA)test, 10 panel , 15ng/ml. I failed the first one using Certo about a few weeks ago. Would qcarbo work for me? Any tips?

I was a daily smoker for 4 years (carts, flower, edibles) & cut down last year and only smoked a couple times this year. I’m 5’7 about 200.

I need off-the-wall methods for flushing meth and weed out of your body for a government urine drug test tomorrow. Stopped meth 12 hours ago and no weed in 3 weeks.

Also, I bought two bottles of the Stinger 5x Purple detox. Has anyone used them with good results? And yes, I know, just get clean. That’s what I am trying to do, but that shit is hard.

Female, 120lbs, ~21% body fat.

Access to sauna and can work out heavily if needed.

Heavy weed user

I have clean pee I can use but the clinic I will need to go to for my pre employment screen is like a stall with a nurse right outside, so I don’t know if I can pull off unscrewing the cap and pouring the urine without raising suspicion.
I’ve previously pulled this stunt off, but the room was completely private that time.