r/drugtesthelp

As title suggests, they’re legal and technically should be allowed. Albeit, ”SARMS aren’t for human consumption.” That‘s just a disclaimer to avoid liability and ensure they can continue to sell this product.

Furthermore, pro drugs work as a prerequisite chemical to convert into testosterone once in the body, or may convert into different drugs depending on what you get.

I would want to contact someone higher up, but I don’t want them to assume I’m using legal drugs or that I’m irresponsible. What can I do? Will any of these drugs show up on a standard drug test?

If you are familiar with procedures regarding this I would love to hear from you. I would prefer those who aren’t directly familiar with this to not assume, what may or may not happen. Thank you.

Hey, I will have a labcorp drug test next week. I smoked weed from June 10th to 25th (17grams, 20-25% THC , flower only) and stopped after I found out I will be drug tested. Ive been running 3 miles almost everyday to help with the detox and I'm on a calorie deficit. Its been 9 days of abstenance.

I took 3 different THC tests with my morning pee to catch as many drug metabolites as possible.

I see a faint line on all 3 with easy@home being the faintest, so faint that I would consider it a fail.

What are my chances like ? Should I substitute with testclear powdered urine ? I'm scared if they find out I'll get fired.

Any help is appreciated,

Thanks

What you used (flower/vape/dab/edibles/etc): daily use sometimes dabs, vape, flower, heavy use etc

How long was your usage (including any breaks): over a year regularly with some sort tolerance breaks (probably doesn't make a huge diff), last use Jun 30

What type of test and how long till you have it: 15-30 days after July 7, urine test

Height: 5'6.5"

Weight: 155-165 lbs (71-74kg)

Age: 42

Urine test

Can't obtain fake/ someone else's urine

Thanks for any info. Appreciate it

Guys I have a drug test up in a week or 2, should I drink certo + Gatorade everyday up until the drug test or drink the certo and Gatorade 2 days before the drug test, I say this because I have a friend who drank certo + Gatorade everyday a week prior on getting drug tested and passed. But then again I also see everybody saying I drank certo plus Gatorade a day before and passed. Please help me out and lmk if drinking certo + Gatorade a day for a week before the drug test will for sure help me pass.

Like the title says I have a drug test coming up in a week or two, I’ve been using carts for like 2 years hitting it multiple times a day going thru a 1g every week. I stopped on may 18th about 45 days ago and I took an equate drug test earlier today and am still coming back positive. Am I on the cusp of getting a negative test?? I’m kinda stressing because it’s for a county/state job so idk if I’ll be able to use quick fix. I also don’t know if they’ll be watching me or not, on the job posting it didn’t say anything about thc just the hard drugs are disqualifying but I’m sure thc is still apart of the test. For reference I am 5’9 160 lb male, I walk a lot but not enough to sweat like working out does.

so i’m 18f, 5’9 and about 185 lbs (higher body fat % idk the exact number) and since mid may i’ve been smoking carts pretty frequently. I stopped smoking on july 2nd but my urine test is on july 23rd. i took two short breaks during this time (june 5th - june 14th) and (june 18th - june 25th). How do i pass this test? PLEASE HELP ME i am stressing out. thanks in advance!

Guys I had a few lines of coke and 1 cone on Friday night. It’s now Saturday and I’ve been told my works doing a blanket test on Monday. Does anyone have any advice at all please I’m begging. Thank you

Hey,

I will have my drug test next week and I smoke THC. As soon as I heard about my drug test last week I stopped smoking and started calorie deficit and exercising almost everyday. I'm 24M 5'9 150lbs and in general pretty active with gym or my other hobbies. I usually smoke pretty heavily but I was on a 2 month break and started smoking June 12th again for two weeks until I got to know about the test(fml 🤦). I only smoke flower (20-24% THC), and I smoked a total of 17g during these 2 weeks. And I barely did any physical activity during these two weeks (one 3 mile run and one boxing session only).

I got a bunch of tests including the easy@home and drugexam THC advantage multi level test. I tested with 2nd pee of the day and the multi level test is all negative and the easy@home tests is very faint(pictures in comments). i find it hard to believe that I'm clean all the way to 15ng/ml in just one week. And the easy@home test is a faint negative.

Considering I'm an anxious person I even went to an actual drug testing clinic and got their rapid test(figured they have better tests) yesterday and gave them my second pee and they said it is non negative and they sent it to the lab for confirmation testing. They said it will take a week, this is not quick enough unfortunately.

So I'm not sure what to do, I have quickfix and testclear and was thinking of testclear but then later found out the panel code and it said they do SVT and check for creatinine ratios. So pretty anxious of using fake pee.

I don't know if I should trust these home tests are not and I'm pretty confused on what to do.

Any help is appreciated,

Thanks

I was a heavy, daily smoker for around 5-6 years. Never took a T-break, never missed a day until I stopped 9/10 days ago. I do not exercise regularly, but I am relatively small/medium sized (150 ish). Definitely have a high body fat percentage though as I do not have much muscle at all.

I started seeing faint negative lines after only 7 days. Now at day 10, the line is getting darker.

Is this like scientifically possible??? From what I’ve seen online it feels impossible.

Is it possible that I could test negative, test negative and then when the day comes, somehow test positive? As in, when do I know I’m actually in the clear?

I have a drug test end of this month and approximately 20 days clean from thc. Some days I'm positive and some days look like faint lines, but i'm not sure. Will insert photos in comments.

Both photos are 2nd urine of the day.

For context, ive been a daily user since march. I typically take 125-200mg edibles, which is a LOT, im aware. im quitting Today. i want to say i have a fairly fast metabolism tho,

ive heard of using certo, but does it really work??? Idk, i dont really want to wait months to apply. I have not been eating due to my adhd meds, and im wondering if that may detox my body faster? Idk, but somehow i did get my (controlled) adhd meds after testing positive for weed, but Obviously i dont think a hospital would be as lenient. Any advice is appreciated!!!

As of right now I'm 33 days clean from THC (and 2 days clean from nicotine, neither of which I'm picking up again!!). I'm a bigger gal, 250lbs. No concentrates, just flower. I live in a legal state but unfortunately my career path requires me to be THC and nicotine free so I quit. Drug test in 17 days, a urine dip. Going to pay for a lab test out of pocket just to make sure. Passing 50ng strips at home with the first urine of the day, but the lines are sooo faint. It's for a big hospital system in Cleveland that starts with a C cough cough. Stressed, I wish the lines were darker already but trying to be patient 😩 I'll be okay, right?

I have been California sober for 8 months now, and doing really good in life just got a new house yesterday with my partner, I only have 3 months of probation left I have a UA test on Monday at 2pm, I’m 5’10 and I weight 190 pounds I definitely drink a lot of water and eat mostly meats and dairy, I’ve tried 2 detoxes stopped smoking for about 3 days before and followed directions to a T and still shows positive for thc I don’t know what to do so please if anyone knows something that really works ! I’ve already tried stinger detox extra strength, and high voltage detox

ALso not sure anyone might know this answer to this question or not but if i'm prescribed valium and i have to take a drug test that is sent to a lab just a normal routine lab type of test whre they check if u have opiate thc methadone and stuff in you and i take a xanax would i be ok if i have a prescription for the valium?

It's for probation but i dont think it's a cup test i'm pretty sure it's sent to a lab and i'v noticed it will tell if i have suboxone in my system or not or if i have cocaine or methodone or thc and just all the other routine drugs it will show if i have benzo's in me to .

two questions. if i'm prescribed valium can they do anything to me if i fail for valium?

next question. If i'm prescribed valium which will make me fail for benzo's and i take a xanax liek a day or two before the test will it just show up as a benzo? like i said i go in a room pee in a regular cup give the cup back to them through a little door with a two way mirror and i never know my results right then so i assume it's sent to a lab to be tested so are they just testing for what a instant cup test would test for but just doing it with a lab so there wont' be any false positives or what?

But my main concern is will me taking that xanax still just show up as a benzo fromt he prescription valiums i have? would love to hear from those that have beene through it already!. THanks alot guys.

Getting conflicting information. Thank you.

Hi I need help. My friend has been a heavy weed smoker for 30 years on and off but recently he has smoked flower, wax, and edibles for about 2 years straight.. he quit exactly 1 month ago but he still can't pee clean. What does he need to do to get this out of his system? He has a very important drug test possible hair follicle test coming in less than a week and I'm trying to help him get completely clean. He has not done any form of Marijuana for 30 days.

Hey,

I just found out the panel for my drug test: 789112 Labcorp.

Looking it up turns out they do SVT and CRT(creatinine testing). I'm positive for THC and will likely not be clean in time. I'm considering using test clear powdered urine. But I'm extremely anxious about this, since I'm already working at this company. I cannot fail.

Any one who has taken a similar test with test clear or quickfix ? Did it work?

Any info is appreciated,

Thanks

Hey everyone, I have a pre-employment drug test schedule for tomorrow afternoon with Labcorp and I’ve been panicking about passing. I’ve been clean for close to 3 weeks now after being a daily smoker for 3 years (vape carts). I’ve been getting the same semi visible tests for the last couple days but haven’t seen much improvement. I’ve heard about the certo method and have seen a few guides here in the sub but wanted other opinions. Anything is greatly appreciated! (Photo of test strip is in the comments)

Update: I have until the 7th and the test is a 5XM+Her ST