u/Sad_Audience_469

Today it’s October 6th 2026 and I have to go to a job orientation and drug screening on the 19th of this month. I’m a decently frequent smoker but I smoke mainly disposable pens. I’ve been smoking probably once a day to once every other day with a few day breaks in between for the past 6 months I’d say. What’s the best way for me to ensure I pass this drug test? It’s a high paying job and I need this job. I’m not exactly sure what type of test it will be but I imagine it would be a pee test. I just want to know the absolute best way to try and ensure that I can pass this drug test on the 19th. I’ve been told I can detox with a detox drink, use fake pee which is risky because there’s no way for me to keep it warm so that’s not really something I wanna do. Obviously I know the best thing to do immediately is to stop smoking. What else can I do to get it out of my system faster? How can I fake the test or pass it? Please help 🫡

Edit: Stupid question but could you put a lighter close by to the quick fix bottle to heat it up if nobody is watching? What I’m getting from reading around is the best thing to do is to tape or rubber band hand warmers to a quick fix bottle or container and keep it in your boxers. The only thing is my screening place is an hour drive from my house, will that stay warm the whole way?

What's up everyone, currently at the moment I drive a FBO F30 328i N20 and I'm about to sell it this weekend. I'm looking to upgrade from the 328i to an e93 335i or 335is. My question is, I'm mostly interested in the 335is. One in particular I'm looking at is at 111k miles and the seller will let it go to me for $7500. He originally had it at 9 grand. He says that he has :
Catless downpipes
Brand new turbos
Vrsf charge pipe and blowoff valve
Upgraded vrsf turbo inlet
Burger tuning dual cone intakes
Custom tune on 93(text for tuner info)
Bc coilovers
Brand new wiring harness
All new coolant lines
Brand new coolant resovoir
NO LEAKS(OIL/COOLANT)
Clean title
I told myselt if I get another car I wanna get it stock, non modified, like I did with my 328, but with a 335is that's gonna be pretty hard. I've been speaking with the seller and he seemed pretty honest about all the little imperfections with the car but he said mechanically there's nothing wrong with the car besides an alternator pulley which I already looked up and is a relatively cheap and easy fix. I guess my big question is, is this a smart buy? What should I expect buying a 111k mileage 335is if I go through with it? What should I look for when I go check out the car? Any tips and tricks on what to expect from the n54 would be great. The car seems to be in pretty good condition, needs a minor paint touch up but there's really nothing wrong with the car visually.
Unless I'm stupid, to me it doesn't seem too bad of a deal. Let me know guys!