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▲ 14 r/AmericaBad

"Well yeah, we're all 'astounded by the physical size of Americans', they took those 'high calorie diets' way too far" & more (pic 2)

Ugh, their so jarring y'all 🙄

u/disheveled_rooster — 1 month ago
▲ 77 r/AmericaBad

"Size = Europe Large / Japan Extra Extra Large / US Extra Extra Small 🫃🇺🇸"

Like, please be so for real 🙄 *sigh

u/disheveled_rooster — 1 month ago
▲ 15 r/AmericaBad

"Y'all just don't understand. Some (states) speak English and use the dollar, some use the dollar and speak English."

All in response to a comment saying US states are so culturally different and like "mini countries in a trench coat"

"Some drink pop and some drink soda. Truly the world’s greatest melting pot."

🙄

u/disheveled_rooster — 1 month ago
▲ 236 r/AmericaBad

"American houses are built to a lower standard than our sheds"

"That house is 'made of wood' in the same sense as Ikea furniture is made of wood"

"Why even use glass, a thin layer of foil should be enough"

"As an American living in Europe, I used to be this delusional"

"What if a wolf came by and he huffed and he puffed…"

"No wonder their houses are big, they must cost like €200"

& many, many more, *sigh 🙄

Vid for context:

https://www.tiktok.com/@tianaandmickey/video/7679437973183581470

u/disheveled_rooster — 1 month ago
▲ 136 r/AmericaBad

"The US is North Korea light"

Ok no, because like stop: this guy might literally be like AmericaBad final boss y'all...

Tiktok is literally: America_is_the_bad_place *sigh

u/disheveled_rooster — 1 month ago
▲ 24 r/AmericaBad

"The ignorance of some of these overconfident Americans is f*****g astonishing." "They are so proudly ignorant."

Errm, like wayy to generalize. Like nothing ignorant about that though, I guess? 😭

u/disheveled_rooster — 2 months ago
▲ 38 r/AmericaBad

Y'all, no because like, wuuttt? So, apparently wholesome American is now like super cringe, but unhinged British is now apparently like super based? Please be for real, like please be so for real right now, smh

u/disheveled_rooster — 2 months ago
▲ 8 r/AmericaBad

'pistols and pilates'? Like, please be so for real right now 🙄

I know they clowning y'all, but it's incessant and kinda jarring. As a proud American Mumma Bear, it kinda feels like a personal attack.

And like yeah, if we wanted, we like could open carry on the way to pilates, because that's our God given right!

Y'all dont have that freedom? Ohh, too bad... Stay mad!!

u/disheveled_rooster — 2 months ago
▲ 72 r/AmericaBad

Like, we talk like we're talking to dogs? Wuutttt?

Like, ugh the over exaggeration is like so jarring y'all.

But no, like wuutt? Because I've like literally just come back from visiting Europe, and its like my first time visiting a foreign country, and when I spoke people were lowkey like rolling their eyes, and I was like: Erm, helllo? rude much?

But now, I'm like lowkey having an existential crisis, were they, were they like, were they like actually thinking I was talking to them like a dog the entire time, chat?

u/disheveled_rooster — 2 months ago
▲ 8 r/AmericaBad

Really y'all? Y'all be coming for our coffee now? Umm, home of Starbucks? Best coffee in the world? Helloooo? Like, please be so for real right now?

Ugh, *sigh

u/disheveled_rooster — 2 months ago