u/disheveled_rooster

'pistols and pilates'? Like, please be so for real right now 🙄

I know they clowning y'all, but it's incessant and kinda jarring. As a proud American Mumma Bear, it kinda feels like a personal attack.

And like yeah, if we wanted, we like could open carry on the way to pilates, because that's our God given right!

Y'all dont have that freedom? Ohh, too bad... Stay mad!!

u/disheveled_rooster — 1 day ago

Like, we talk like we're talking to dogs? Wuutttt?

Like, ugh the over exaggeration is like so jarring y'all.

But no, like wuutt? Because I've like literally just come back from visiting Europe, and its like my first time visiting a foreign country, and when I spoke people were lowkey like rolling their eyes, and I was like: Erm, helllo? rude much?

But now, I'm like lowkey having an existential crisis, were they, were they like, were they like actually thinking I was talking to them like a dog the entire time, chat?

u/disheveled_rooster — 3 days ago

Really y'all? Y'all be coming for our coffee now? Umm, home of Starbucks? Best coffee in the world? Helloooo? Like, please be so for real right now?

Ugh, *sigh

u/disheveled_rooster — 4 days ago