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WWE should do something about the madman Kaiser, but they probably won’t.

They got Lesnar back this week, Jey was world champion for a while despite having countries he isn't allowed to go to because of his multiple DIUs, Vince McMahon got applauded every time he came back after the shit hit the fan with the lawsuit with Janel, etc., etc., etc. ALL CRIMES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!

Don't wait for WWE to do anything about this. They won't.

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u/dismiss-junk — 11 hours ago
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I know it's only been 2 episodes of television, but is Ricky Starks going to be publicly executed for not getting over right away?

Yes and he deserves it for disowning the glorious homeland. He's too small and cringe. Because heeeeeeeeehangonletmethink does a pose. No wrestler has ever done that before. Cringe. And he's short too, double cringe. We've never loved a guy who is short before, thank you very much.

I know he has been on the main roster for a total of 15 minutes (I am certain of this fact, I'm timing everything) but I tapped into the rhythms of the universe and foresaw the future where he never gets over and everyone hates him and he has to kiss Tony's shoes for hope of having any future career.

Also he's almost 40 (36 but I learned how to round up in elementary school), which basically means he's about to die of old age.

Serves him right. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm watching some guys wrestle on a golf course.

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u/dismiss-junk — 10 days ago
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WWE in my opinion, the only metric that counts, has been on a downturn since the move to Netflix, which has coincided with decisions made by the higher ups to bring in more money through advertising rather than bringing in more money organically because the product is superior. As we all know, making money via advertising is not a legitimate tactic and is cheating. Which is why AEW has never done it!

Some of the recent releases, including the 2025 ones, have been baffling. Why do they let a 16x tag team champ that is part of one of the best teams of all time and a sure fire future hall of famer (the prestigious WWE Hall of Fame!) walk? Why do they let go of a wrestler that is about to turn face in a prominent storyline? Why is Pat McAfee anywhere near the main event of any card, let alone WrestleMania? It screams WCW 2000. I’m actually 17 years old but I keep hearing people reference WCW 2000 as something bad, so it must be meaningful. Not to mention the ugly sponsors all over the ring which completely detract from the product. I once saw a Snickers display at my local Target and started screaming. While WWE might be making more money the product is a joke right now.

AEW has an organically more edgy product (oops, Mox bladed as I was speaking, mind your step) and fairly recently made the decision to run smaller venues which I believe has benefitted them because now it‘s harder to tell there’s only 2,000 people in attendance. They 100% still make mistakes but WWE are in a downward spiral and AEW need to make moves to capitalise as they have the financial backing to do so. Moves like…

….uh….

Hm.

What AEW also needs to do to ensure they become more watchable to the majority of wrestling fans is to cut out some of the more choreographed style of wrestling, create a more believable product and focus a little more on storylines. Even though I just said their product is better they also have to make it good so people will watch it because ow ow ow brain hurt brain hurt

I feel like if WWE continue down the current path then people will start to switch to AEW in numbers. For real this time, fellas, let‘s make it happen!

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u/dismiss-junk — 17 days ago