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Stevie Richards/Maven: What did we ever do in this world to get kliq member, Kevin Nash, to go out on his podcast and go into business for himself

Long clip, but it’s worth the listen. I wonder if Stevie and Maven will reply, I’m sure they need the clicks

u/District_Me — 6 hours ago
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POV: You just told El Grande Americano to stop fingerblasting his girlfriend (insider term) in your elevator

u/burnedflag — 7 hours ago
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WWE should do something about the madman Kaiser, but they probably won’t.

They got Lesnar back this week, Jey was world champion for a while despite having countries he isn't allowed to go to because of his multiple DIUs, Vince McMahon got applauded every time he came back after the shit hit the fan with the lawsuit with Janel, etc., etc., etc. ALL CRIMES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!

Don't wait for WWE to do anything about this. They won't.

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u/dismiss-junk — 9 hours ago
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Do you guys think that Triple H cares about the WWE Women’s Division?

u/mfenton29 — 10 hours ago
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I'm sick of the same few faces ending the show. Push new talent. Wait wtf they're ACTUALLY gonna headline SNME with Penta and Ethan Page? LOL the Fed has no star power.

u/CarefulAlternative — 10 hours ago
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"The suspect reportedly punched a man after being seen acting 'uncomfortably intimate' with a woman"

u/SeaPriority — 7 hours ago
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We can finally get that deathmatch between Mox and Foley!

What do you mean Foley got a concussion and said he’s done in-ring? He did a ddt at Sandman’s retirement match! He doesn’t even have to bump!

u/UmmmmYoureChine- — 10 hours ago
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Holy fuck you're all pathetic losers

I've been watching this sub trying to figure out what it is you're all about, since I'm a big fan of nbacirclejerk, watchescirclejerk, gamingcirclejerk and such. I've tried to just sit back, lurk and understand.

You're nothing like those subs. You're literally a hate sub. I'm old enough to remember fatpeoplehate being banned and I sincerely hope for it to happen to this one. Holy fuck.

Case study #1: Darby Allin

You are constantly making fun of the best championship run in wrestling since Okada 2016-2018. Darby has achieved the same quality of reign in 36 days and it's still going. Read that again morons. In 36 days Darby Allin surpassed 2016-2018 Okada. We can cite a variety of metrics, from Meltzer stars (yeah downvote me to your heart's content because you can't accept that it's a universally recognized mark of quality), cagematch ratings (same), live attendance and HBO Max viewers. He successfully built up future megastars like Kevin Knight, Mark Davis and Speedball Mike Bailey. He restarted the career of Sammy Guevara. But you keep pretending like it doesn't matter. Admit it. You simply don't like wrestling. BTW notice that I had to go to NJPW to find a comparable reign? I don't think anything like it ever haopened in the US. Maybe Pedro Morales.

Read it all again and realize how fucking pathetic you are.

Case study #2: AEW TV rights renewal

If the previous case study exposed your patheticness, this one exposes how downright evil you are. Or you're pretending you are because "jerking." Fucking deplorables.

So AEW might not get renewed or take a 50% paycut because WBD is being bought by Ellison, Saudis and Paramount. And you're cheering because that might take AEW off television. What is your justification for this? That you said AEW wouldn't last and you feel vindicated? I'm getting "stick it to Hillary Clinton" vibes from 2016 and look where we are now. BTW the comparison is apt because WWE is MAGA and Paramount is MAGA and Saudis are financing this deal and you still peddle your bullshit about Shad Khan doing business with the Saudis big fucking deal, meanwhile you literally shill for Harvey Weinstein of wrestling.

You actively cheer for less wrestling on TV. You actively cheer for less money for wrestlers. You want us to return to the times where amazing talents like Ace Austin or Action Andretti had to work second jobs to get by. You think the 50% paycuts MID CONTRACT at WWE are the last time this happens? If AEW is off TV this will keep happening I guaran-fucking -tee it.

You'll swallow your fucking words. I wonder what you'll be "jerking" about if AEW goes out of business. You'll be left with 3 fucking jokes over and over like before the Elite and traitor Cody started the revolution.

Final word

Sorry for posting at this hour, I'm in China for an OWE show.

Rant over. Downvote of you want, I don't care. I've seen how worthless you all are.

"Lol what a meltdown" yes you're right I'm having a meltdown right now. Boo fucking hoo. It's your fault. I don't wanna read any of your ass crap anymore. I've been subbed here for 2 months and my mental health suffered like never before. Fuck you all, I'm unsubbing and have a good fucking life you miserable losers.

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u/eposseeker — 13 hours ago
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For $40,000 a year cumulatively TKO can run back one of the greatest rivalries of our time, but sure, watch Darby Allin or some other shit instead why dontcha

u/AsukaSimp02 — 8 hours ago
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Dead fed will be celebrating the 250th birthday of the United States with USA Network. Tune into Dynamite on Wednesdays, Collision on Saturdays and the Biggest PPV of All Time this Saturday.

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u/Objectionne — 6 hours ago
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Just when I thought the show was over they hit us with the best part

u/Jarcmacobs91 — 18 hours ago
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Pictured: Womens locker room after Tony Khan told them in this 3 hour show, with 9 matches, they will only get 12 minutes of wrestling.

u/Zarolto — 17 hours ago