



Is this for real?
This year, for the first time in my life I think, I purchased a top-tier lulav and etrog set. I know, it’s a weird flex. YOLO.
It was $249 $199 and included a “deri lulav” (a swoll Israeli date palm lulav) and a top grade Moroccan etrog with pitom.
It’s a lovely etrog. The most beautiful etrog I’ve ever seen in person, much less owned. As far as I can tell it passes every standard for an אאא-grade Moroccan etrog, with the exception of “absolutely perfect symmetry from every angle” which just seems impossible anyway. Most of the tapered area around the pitom is straight-line conical, one spot curves the tiniest bit. The girdle and the chartreuse color are very desirable among Sephardim. Don’t come @ me with Yanover beauty standards.
But what insanity is this price tag? What do numbers even mean?
Does this mean that they actually put it on the sales floor thinking there was a chance it would go for that much? And then when it didn’t sell in time they used it for online order fulfillment?
I’ve never lived in NYC or LA and haven’t been ba’aretz for Sukkot yet. So maybe this is some kind of normal in those places?
The price tag is a surreal little detail that keeps itching at my brain.
Filed under look at my sukkah because it’s Sukkot themed. Obligatory Sukkah picture included for the tax.