AITA for wanting Mommy’s hair for myself?
I (8 month old giggly girl) don’t have very much hair yet. Meanwhile Mommy (lays on the floor while we play because she’s too old and tired to sit upright) has a ton of long hair.
I don’t think it’s fair that she has so much hair and I have so little, so I try to balance it out. I pull out clumps of her hair and put them in my mouth. I’m pretty sure that will make it sprout from the top of my head later. Her hair tastes pretty good, and comes out with only a small tug. If I do this enough, eventually we should both have the same amount of hair! Much more fair!
However, whenever I take some of her hair, Mommy screeches. It’s kind of funny, but less funny when she stops playing or feeding me. She then tells me that “we don’t pull hair” or “that’s not what your hands are for.” Sometimes she’ll try to hold my hand or put something else in it, but she’s completely missing the point that I need her hair!
Mommy also tried putting her hair in a “hair tie,” but I figured out that if I grab the hair right where it meets her head then it comes out anyway! I’m way too smart for her.
I don’t know why she’s fighting me on this. She keeps saying she wishes I had more hair so she could play with it. I’m trying to help, but she’s so stubborn! AITA for trying to share her hair?